Joke: A woman in the grocery...

[lspencer534]

is behind a Grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, chips, all sorts of things. The Grandad is saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William...we won't be long...easy boy."

Another outburst, and she hears the Grandad calmly say, "It's okay, William. Just a couple more minutes, and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout the boy is throwing things out of the cart. Grandpa says again in a relaxed voice, "William, William...relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in 5 minutes. Stay cool, William."

Very impressed, she goes outside to where the Grandad is loading his groceries and the boy in the car. She says, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there! I don't know how you did it. The whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his Grandad."

"Thanks," said the Grandad. "But I'm William. The little bastard's name is Kevin."

[Kevin_73]

[Antfarmer2]

[99 pewtercoupe]

[MadInNc]

maybe he should have farted in line......

aka Florida lady