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[Big bob]

Ok we all know no one here is your mental match so enlighten us. Why are hiding things like a neurotic squirrel.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

Hurt doing what? I was legallysober when I got behind the wheel of the FRC at 4:12 est. What did you end up blowing by the way? When I set my rear in that vehicle at I was at .05. Science.

Not science. Playing with fire is more like it. Remember, your BAC continues to rise for about 2 hours after your last drink.

And I blew a .22 after staying for what was only supposed to be two beers.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

Technically that was before I had lunch at TGI Fridays after I landed in ATL, where I had another glass of wine.

Yeah, right...nothing to see here.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

You "bought" drinks on a plane? What nonsense is that?

You'd think drinks would be included with the $13 window seat upgrade...

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

Yeah, right...nothing to see here.

One coupon for a drink on Southwest with the upgrade. Tis always best to sit by the bulkhead for better service

[Big bob]

Scribbling your name on a form? So why are you hiding things?

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Not science. Playing with fire is more like it. Remember, your BAC continues to rise for about 2 hours after your last drink.

And I blew a .22 after staying for what was only supposed to be two beers.

Yes I know the science, do you know how much a body like mine metabolizes in one hour? Let’s start there.

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Big bob

Scribbling your name on a form? So why are you hiding things?

Originally Posted by Big bob

Ok we all know no one here is your mental match so enlighten us. Why are hiding things like a neurotic squirrel.

Like I said, it was smart for you to step away from the table, so I’ll give you credit for one thing, unlike some poker players, you know when to back off the table, fold your pair of twos, and put your dick back in your pants.

No more freebies though, just don’t step up to the table with me again.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

Technically that was before I had lunch at TGI Fridays after I landed in ATL, where I had another glass of wine.

But I thought you were only drinking when K was present? You sure what you did falls under your rule of "social drinking"?

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

IF K was that pissed, I bet there was no "poker" going on at all

You would be wrong.

Most pissed I’ve seen her, like a ****ing volcano about ready to erupt, which is why I did not go up to the room until she had time to walk it off, waited in the lobby for 10-15 minutes and sipped on my wine. Then she calmed down and understood.

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

On a 90 minute flight

Oh heavens no, I had three mini wines when Kristen was driving me over to the airport lol

[LATB]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

Oh heavens no, I had three mini wines when Kristen was driving me over to the airport lol

And that qualifies as a social drinking event?

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

You "bought" drinks on a plane? What nonsense is that?

Poor travelers problems, but even with the upgraded $13 window seat middle of the plane, I was still only $98 all in for this spirit flight. I’m just glad the plane did not disintegrate in the air lol

Both myself and my new drinking buddy were surprised they were even having liquor service, let alone asking us if we wanted a second round lol

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

You'd think drinks would be included with the $13 window seat upgrade...

Great memory, are you trying to take my job as yellow pad historian for the Forums? Lol

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

Poor travelers problems, but even with the upgraded $13 window seat middle of the plane, I was still only $98 all in for this spirit flight. I’m just glad the plane did not disintegrate in the air lol

Both myself and my new drinking buddy were surprised they were even having liquor service, let alone asking us if we wanted a second round lol

You flew Spirit, right? What was it like? I've never flown them (and never will).

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by LATB

But I thought you were only drinking when K was present? You sure what you did falls under your rule of "social drinking"?

There was a clause in the bylaws for social drinking, as long as I don’t drink alone, but technically I did drink alone in a hotel room too waiting for her while I was writing my story and working, I’ve been penalized three licks and took them like a man, It felt like foreplay to me lol

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by LATB

And that qualifies as a social drinking event?

Yes, I felt social and great, have you ever drank that early in the morning?

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

You flew Spirit, right? What was it like? I've never flown them (and never will).

It was great, just no different from DELTA, now I’ll be honest I haven’t flown in like five years. The customer service was great, the lady at the gate even was super helpful when I tried to board the earlier plane for Baltimore lol.

That’s when I went to the bar to have a drink because I got there so early, then I was first in line for the Lehman next to the line for early boarding, so the same lady looks at early boarding line and says OK y’all can start moving, three people started moving and she looked at me and said why aren’t you moving, I said lady you said early boarding that line‘s not empty.

The people behind me were like what is she doing LOL

[LATB]

Originally Posted by LATB

But I thought you were only drinking when K was present? You sure what you did falls under your rule of "social drinking"?

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

There was a clause in the bylaws for social drinking, as long as I don’t drink alone, but technically I did drink alone in a hotel room too waiting for her while I was writing my story and working, I’ve been penalized three licks and took them like a man, It felt like foreplay to me lol

So that's a no.

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by LATB

So that's a no.

Yes I fudged and broke a rule, but I’m on vacation, well I’m off vacation now but yesterday was vacation day so I invented a rule so I could drink while I was working in the hotel, are you going to report me? Lol Kristen already knows that’s why she was pissed. I’ll tell my therapist next week, tell him I’m already breaking rules, see what he says, this will get interesting for sure.