Sweets found

[DukeAllen]

Celebrating Canada day

[DukeAllen]

You Know You're From Canada When...

You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."

You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."

You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."

You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"

Winter. Whenever you want it. And then some.

There's German food, Italian food, Chinese food, Armenian food, American food, but NO Canadian food.

You call a "mouse" a "moose".

You like the Americans a little because they don't want Quebec either.

Contests run by anyone other than the government have "skill-testing questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a prize.

Everything is labelled in English and French.

Milk comes in plastic bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

Mountain Dew has no caffeine.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Canada.

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

You Know You're From Canada When...


You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hoakie Night in Canada."

Is this true?!!!

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

That's a sweet looking Canadian.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

You Know You're From Canada When...

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Canada.

Yer makin' me homesick, Duke!!

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by PLRX

That's a sweet looking Canadian.

Whoo Wee
Womenz like that might even lure Friz here

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

Whoo Wee
Womenz like that might even lure Friz here

Yeah but this will bring him back

[Taurus]

[PLRX]

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Yes...please...for the Love of God...take him off our hands!!!

[DukeAllen]

Sweets' night job

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Yes...please...for the Love of God...take him off our hands!!!

No, thats not his plan.

USA

Canada

Mexico

thru Panama

Put a new more expensive toll booth at the Panama Canal

and all the way to Chile.

Once there he will barricade the Strait of Magellan and blame G. W. Bush

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Yes...please...for the Love of God...take him off our hands!!!

Take him ice-fishing, make him the "sinker carrier" and set him up on a deep lake...on thin ice.

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Yes...please...for the Love of God...take him off our hands!!!

You guys hate us that much Constitutionally, he needs to be a Canadian Citizen, but from what I've been reading, constitutions don't mean sweet f%^k all to this guy

Originally Posted by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

Take him ice-fishing, make him the "sinker carrier" and set him up on a deep lake...on thin ice.

Damn Bunky, we do have strict pollution laws here you know

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

You guys hate us that much

Desperate times call for desperate measures. I'd kiss his pet Moose if he'd retire.