Greetings!

[C4fan]

Holy crap, is this an actual thread gone wild in C4. Haven't seen one of them in a while. It shore enough has it all.

Smut:

"Dog shit?"
"Cat piss ain't no treat either"

Sex:

"an inflatable girlfriend"
"2 dollar whores"
"I get the 53 foot tower up"

Violence:

"Azz Kicking Rebelious Ex-Teachers"

Hell even the cops showed up:

"They scare me over there"

Now thats the VBC4 I remember.

[Black95]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

That guy has too much hair for me!

[five-oh]

Originally Posted by Black'95

Yes, I think tomorrow I should go and do a couple of cookies in the school parking lot!

Being a cop, I still ain't sure what this is.....what I *think* it means is what we, of course, called "donuts." Or "cutting hookers"...

Of course THAT opens it up to a ton of tasteless, bad juvenile jokes....so have fun.

[nutz4c4]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Cat piss ain't no treat either.

where is the feline anyway...Did somebody pizz in his Cherrios???

I prefer 30 weight over hand lotion.....

Black 95..What no pocket protector??

Whats wrong with 2 dollar whores??

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Black'95

That guy has too much hair for me!

JHC You look a little like my Uncle. My *late* Uncle.

I'm skeered

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by nutz4c4

Black 95..What no pocket protector??

And do you have a permit for that slide rule???

[Black95]

Originally Posted by nutz4c4

Black 95..What no pocket protector??

Had one, but the day I retired I gave it to one of my 8th grade boys! He really snarfed it up quickly and thought he really had something! None of them got my air cannon or my carbide cannon. The latter I saved for when I want to make a little noise.

Originally Posted by C4fan

And do you have a permit for that slide rule???

When I was in college we carried our slides rules every where we went in that sleek black holster. It even attracted a few girls back then. Not the cheerleaders though!

When I was in grad school I had moved on to the HP35. Had to change the battery pack a few times in the intervening years, but 40 years later it still sets on my desk in complete working order. Even bounced it off the sidewalk a couple of times. They made things well back then. A few years ago HP came out with a new update to it called the HP 35s, but it and it's LCD display just doesn't measure up to the bright LED's of the old HP35. Had fun with the students who had a hard time figuring out the RPN (Reverse Polish Notation) of the old HP35. To this day I still have to think a little bit before I use a regular algebraic calculator.

Went driving in the Vette this afternoon with the wife and the binoculars. Geese have pretty much moved on, but the cranes and the ducks are still coming through. We got to identify quite a few different varieties in the lakes and potholes. My wife is getting almost as good as me at identifying them. Spotted a pintail and a hooded merganser before I did.

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by Black'95

That guy has too much hair for me!

Dear God....are you cooking meth up there in the Dakotas? You and Walter White could be brothers.....except he had an Aztek instead of a C4

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by C4fan

Holy crap, is this an actual thread gone wild in C4. Haven't seen one of them in a while. It shore enough has it all.

Smut:

"Dog shit?"
"Cat piss ain't no treat either"

Sex:

"an inflatable girlfriend"
"2 dollar whores"
"I get the 53 foot tower up"

Violence:

"Azz Kicking Rebelious Ex-Teachers"

Hell even the cops showed up:

"They scare me over there"

Now thats the VBC4 I remember.

Yep...shades of the old days. Time for me to go back into hiding for another 4 months now.

I don't know what happened to that mangey old feline. I will try to email the cranky ol' bastich and see if I can raise his dander....

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

I will try to email the cranky ol' bastich and see if I can raise his dander....

Write it in French

[Black95]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Write it in French

Maybe if we all start bashing Canucks, that will get his dander up and he'll be back here hissey fitting around?

[Wathen1955]

True facts about the Owl...

True Facts About The Owl - YouTube

Maybe the Owl had something to do with the disappearance of Sweets?

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by Black'95

Maybe if we all start bashing Canucks

How would that be different than another day?

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Write it in French

This should do it....

Reviens ici vous libérale chat de gouttière qui manque testicules.

[DukeAllen]

[five-oh]

Originally Posted by Wathen1955

True facts about the Owl...
True Facts About The Owl - YouTube

Maybe the Owl had something to do with the disappearance of Sweets?

Na. The owl that would carry Sweetsie's fat butt off would have to have the wingspan of a 747.

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by five-oh

Na. The owl that would carry Sweetsie's fat butt off would have to have the wingspan of a 747.

And 40K lbs of thrust per side as well....

[Black95]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

And 40K lbs of thrust per side as well....

Not to mention solid rocket boosters and afterburners! And the afterburners wouldn't be needed for the added thrust but maybe the unburned gasses!

[WW7]

We really need to get the cat back on here, I really miss him and Friz going at it.... Hope he hasn't decided to move to Mexico for good...I hear they won't have internet down there for at least another 5 years.......WW

[Black95]

Originally Posted by WW7

We really need to get the cat back on here, I really miss him and Friz going at it.... Hope he hasn't decided to move to Mexico for good...I hear they won't have internet down there for at least another 5 years.......WW

I've heard they have "catnet." My bad I guess it is catnip that they have.