Choose your color scheme:
The Vette Barn  
 
FAQVBF Chat Calendar Gameroom [] Social Groups Who's Online
Go Back   The Vette Barn > C4 Corvette > C4 Open Discussion
Reload this Page bar in Kentucky.......
Register Photo Albums Today's Posts Search Experience

C4 Open Discussion General and technical C4 Corvette discussion - ownership, maintenance, repairs, modifications, tuning

User Tag List

Reply
 
Share Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 02-10-2011, 3:58pm   #1
ottawabarber
Vette Barn Regular
Points: 1,197, Level: 19
Activity: 0%
 
ottawabarber's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Ottawa, Illinois
Posts: 75
Thanks: 28
Thanked 13 Times in 7 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $134985
biggrin bar in Kentucky.......
A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
ottawabarber is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to ottawabarber For This Useful Post:
Old 02-10-2011, 4:39pm   #2
joesgulfstream
Banned
Points: 2,747, Level: 33
Activity: 0%
 
joesgulfstream's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 212
Thanks: 52
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $1387
Default
Not bad,not bad at all. By the way does he mount them from the back or the front ?
joesgulfstream is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-10-2011, 4:44pm   #3
Sweet 90
A Real Barner
Points: 24,120, Level: 100
Activity: 0%
 
Sweet 90's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Edmonton, Alberta .... Soon To Be Texberta ....
Posts: 7,356
Thanks: 3,387
Thanked 2,737 Times in 1,318 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $741437
Default

Good one Bro!
Sweet 90 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-10-2011, 4:48pm   #4
RedLS1GTO
C4 Mod
Barn Raising II,III
Points: 59,343, Level: 100
Activity: 40.3%
 
RedLS1GTO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Cincinnati, OH ....ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑBE....
Posts: 13,895
Thanks: 1,314
Thanked 7,749 Times in 3,449 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $19752494
Default
Interesting...


















<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RedLS1GTO is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-10-2011, 4:55pm   #5
Sweet 90
A Real Barner
Points: 24,120, Level: 100
Activity: 0%
 
Sweet 90's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Edmonton, Alberta .... Soon To Be Texberta ....
Posts: 7,356
Thanks: 3,387
Thanked 2,737 Times in 1,318 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $741437
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLS1GTO View Post
Interesting...















<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yeah, aren't Canadian jokes racist?
Thanks for sticking up for me

ps: Yes Bryan, I did notice the KY, hence no jokes about Kentucky that my Texan friends have told me
Sweet 90 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-10-2011, 4:59pm   #6
RedLS1GTO
C4 Mod
Barn Raising II,III
Points: 59,343, Level: 100
Activity: 40.3%
 
RedLS1GTO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Cincinnati, OH ....ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑBE....
Posts: 13,895
Thanks: 1,314
Thanked 7,749 Times in 3,449 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $19752494
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet 90 View Post

Yeah, aren't Canadian jokes racist?
Thanks for sticking up for me

ps: Yes Bryan, I did notice the KY, hence no jokes about Kentucky that my Texan friends have told me
Canadian jokes are ok because...well... it's Canada. Duh.


The second part of that is I don't like Kentucky and I don't claim it as home. Never have, never will. I am just here for a job offer that I couldn't pass up.
RedLS1GTO is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-10-2011, 6:21pm   #7
Wathen1955
A Real Barner
Points: 47,321, Level: 100
Activity: 12.6%
 
Wathen1955's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Woodland, CA
Posts: 12,563
Thanks: 7,783
Thanked 5,603 Times in 1,993 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $1524159
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by joesgulfstream View Post
Not bad,not bad at all. By the way does he mount them from the back or the front ?
This thread is worthless without pics.
Wathen1955 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2011, 7:34am   #8
ottawabarber
Vette Barn Regular
Points: 1,197, Level: 19
Activity: 0%
 
ottawabarber's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Ottawa, Illinois
Posts: 75
Thanks: 28
Thanked 13 Times in 7 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $134985
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLS1GTO View Post
Canadian jokes are ok because...well... it's Canada. Duh.


The second part of that is I don't like Kentucky and I don't claim it as home. Never have, never will. I am just here for a job offer that I couldn't pass up.
Ahhhhhh Errrrr...... sorry to mention KY jelly oooops Kentucky but I figured I could deal with a few cat scratches, but that Texas dog bite might really hurt.
ottawabarber is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2011, 10:13am   #9
PLRX
Barn Stall Owner #120
Points: 14,338, Level: 82
Activity: 27.0%
 
PLRX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Southern California
Posts: 10,562
Thanks: 2,214
Thanked 6,085 Times in 2,568 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $9282448
Default
I didnt know Brian do animals.
PLRX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2011, 11:42am   #10
Frizlefrak
Barn Stall Owner #46
Points: 38,732, Level: 100
Activity: 1.0%
 
Frizlefrak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: El Paso, Texas
Posts: 6,858
Thanks: 3,537
Thanked 2,700 Times in 1,214 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $4309769
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by joesgulfstream View Post
Not bad,not bad at all. By the way does he mount them from the back or the front ?
Does it really matter?
Frizlefrak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2011, 11:46am   #11
joesgulfstream
Banned
Points: 2,747, Level: 33
Activity: 0%
 
joesgulfstream's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 212
Thanks: 52
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $1387
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frizlefrak View Post
Does it really matter?
Oh yes it does my flea bitten K9, " Where's the Teeth ".
joesgulfstream is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2011, 4:11pm   #12
navyndi2
Barn Stall Owner #11
Barn Raising I,II,III
NCM Supporter '11
Points: 13,385, Level: 79
Activity: 0.8%
 
navyndi2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
Posts: 3,096
Thanks: 1,077
Thanked 304 Times in 197 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $1011172
Default
navyndi2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

The Vette Barn > C4 Corvette > C4 Open Discussion


« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:35am.

The Vette Barn - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Copyright © 2009 - 2024 The Vette Barn


Support the Barn:
  
Download the Mobile App;
  
Follow us on Facebook:

Become a Stall Owner

  

Apple iOS App        Google Android App

  

Visit our Facebook page