IX - You clowns name this one

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

Ahhh, corrected you are young Dogwalker! Corrected you are...else, the Neuter Droid will find you. Yes.

And may the farts be with you.

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

Ahhh, corrected you are young Dogwalker! Corrected you are...else, the Neuter Droid will find you. Yes.

Sweet never get neutered!

[DukeAllen]

[Taurus]

A recent Croc post;

I checked my starter wire to solinoid. No power to solinoid when when the key is turned. Lights stayed bright. I dont recall any clicking sounds. Thanks for your help. I am going to check out all you mentioned here.

After running it through the Yoda translator;

To solinoid I checked my starter wire. To solinoid no power when when the key is turned. Lights stayed bright. Any clicking sounds I recall not. For your help thanks. Going to check out all you mentioned here, am I. Yeesssssss.

Happy to provide this link, the mighty taurus is. You all enjoy I hope. Herh herh herh.

When sweet goes to mexico, need to start an epic thread, will we. For the challenge is everyone up, hmm? Remember our credo, do no harm, just embarrass the cat. Yeesssssss.


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[C4fan]

speaking of dialects:

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunatdollafoyen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

[Frizlefrak]

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by C4fan

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too.....I take you money, you ugly yellow Cohvette, and go back to Thailand"

Fixt

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Fixt

[DukeAllen]

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down.

"What was that for?" the Chinese man asked.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man said.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, you are all the same!"

"Oh!"

They continued walking and after a while the Chinese man whirled and knocked the Jewish man to the ground.

"What was that for?" the Jewish man asked.

"That was for the Titanic!"

"The Titanic? That was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, you are all the same."

[PLRX]

Rear Differentail Fluid Change Questions - Corvette Forum

[Black95]

[quote=PLRX;911907]Rear Differentail Fluid Change Questions - Corvette Forum

I especially liked this comment:

Originally Posted by 383vett

The size for mine was one big vicegrip.

Wondered if he was talking about his Vette or not?

[nutz4c4]

[quote=barondeau;911925]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Rear Differentail Fluid Change Questions - Corvette Forum

I especially liked this comment:



Wondered if he was talking about his Vette or not?

I'm sure he was. Willie has two vettes..84 drag car and a C6Z.The 84 is not street legal..

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by nutz4c4

I'm sure he was. Willie has two vettes..84 drag car and a C6Z.The 84 is not street legal..

Willie is very cool when he replies to all the loosers, and idiotic posters there.

For a ZR1 owner who claims he did it once, asking that question is a moronic thing to do. BTW he also started a new thred in the ZR-1 section. I wonder if he also started one on ZR-1 Net.

[Frizlefrak]

[Black95]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Willie is very cool when he replies to all the loosers, and idiotic posters there.

For a ZR1 owner who claims he did it once, asking that question is a moronic thing to do. BTW he also started a new thred in the ZR-1 section. I wonder if he also started one on ZR-1 Net.

You reaffirmed what I was thinking without knowing him as well as you guys do. That is why I liked his answer.

[Black95]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Mike are you a liberal?

When it comes to beer! In SD we don't even vote Democratic for president when he comes from our state (remember McGovern).

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by barondeau

When it comes to beer! In SD we don't even vote Democratic for president when he comes from our state (remember McGovern).

What do you call a liberal in the Dakotas?

A tourist.....and they aren't likely to stay long. I thought Texas was conservative until I went to SD.

[Black95]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

What do you call a liberal in the Dakotas?

A tourist.....and they aren't likely to stay long. I thought Texas was conservative until I went to SD.

[RedLS1GTO]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Just remember that in the middle circle the vast majority of the land is red... it is an extreme concentration of f*cktards in the cities.

The circles on the coasts are pretty damn accurate, and you can add 1 down in Florida as well.

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by RedLS1GTO

Just remember that in the middle circle the vast majority of the land is red... it is an extreme concentration of f*cktards in the cities.

The circles on the coasts are pretty damn accurate, and you can add 1 down in Florida as well.

If it wasn't for Cleveland, Cincinnati, Philly and Pittsburgh Romney would have won.