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Old 05-23-2013, 7:01am   #61
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C5 guys designed it.
And C4 guys are fascinated by it...



...because it's the only thing they see.



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Old 05-23-2013, 9:02am   #62
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And C4 guys are fascinated by it...



...because it's the only thing they see.



Ouch, true but ouch
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Nah...those old farts are too busy riding in the left lane with their turn signal on, on the way to the golf course, to pass me.
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Nah...those old farts are too busy riding in the left lane with their turn signal on, on the way to the golf course, to pass me.
So.. you're always in the right lane while EVERYONE has to pass you to get anywhere? Wow, "Fireball Allen"!
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So.. you're always in the right lane while EVERYONE has to pass you to get anywhere? Wow, "Fireball Allen"!:rofl:
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So.. you're always in the right lane while EVERYONE has to pass you to get anywhere? Wow, "Fireball Allen"!
No...you old farts force me to pass on the right. And I've had blue ball but never fireball. Did you get shots for yours?
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Round lights, much better.
Not to worry. Within a year all the Corvette accessory suppliers will be selling round tail light kits for the C7 at about $1000 each.
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Since my C4 has round tail lights I guess I don't need a C7
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Since my C4 has round tail lights I guess I don't need a C7
You'd have to sell your porn collection to afford one anyway, Duke. 'course, as old as you are, you don't need it anyway.
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You'd have to sell your porn collection to afford one anyway, Duke. 'course, as old as you are, you don't need it anyway.
Porn? I have a great sex life, I don't use porn anymore. Besides the mags I had back in the day wouldn't sell now, natural tits and no shaving

But now I know what you really use all those donuts for.
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Porn? I have a great sex life, I don't use porn anymore- or any less
Fixed. And you are jealous cause you use the mini donuts......
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Fixed. And you are jealous cause you use the minis......
I wasn't referring to your condoms
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Porn? I have a great sex life, I don't use porn anymore. :
Your right hand concurs
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Your right hand concurs
I'm ambi-dick-strous
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TMI
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Old 05-29-2013, 6:49pm   #76
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I'm ambi-dick-strous
The only guy I know that can switch hands without missing a beat.
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It still amazes me how we can still sink to new and unheard of levels. Keep up the good work lads
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It still amazes me how we can still sink to new and unheard of levels. Keep up the good work lads
You ain't seen nothin' yet, Sweetsie. There's always a lower frontier....
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You ain't seen nothin' yet, Sweetsie. There's always a lower frontier....
I just ain't found it. Yet.

Grapes and Doughnuts

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but alw ays promised not to take a case if he felt he couldn't help. The Browns came into see the successful doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests. Finally, he concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I can help you."

"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.

They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.

Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help."

The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please, help us."

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios... "
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