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Old 11-19-2023, 6:40pm   #1
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You turn off the TV and vow never to watch them damn dolphins again!!
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Libs.... you like Apples?

How do you like these Apples?

Cry bitches!
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Libs.... you like Apples?

How do you like these Apples?

Cry bitches!
You took a non political thread and injected politics into it!?

Nicely done!
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Libs.... you like Apples?

How do you like *these Apples?

Cry bitches!
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How do you cut onions without tearing up
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you remove your loafers and clothes, get out the box wine pass .12 for .22, break out yellow pads from years ago, shoot your bronco, then do some amatuer nude modeling in a driveway, then cry more when the forum tells you to wash the sand out of your 'giner.
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How do you cut onions without tearing up

And why do chopping some onions feel like I am being tear gassed while others don't affect me at all?
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And why do chopping some onions feel like I am being tear gassed while others don't affect me at all?
Don't chop onions when you're on your period.
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Just tell your husband he doesn’t understand, it’s women hormones.
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Sorry, due to all of my personal tragedies years ago, I literally have no ability to cry any longer. Its not possible. I even tried watching a fkin hallmake channel movie, and nothing.
sad dog videos on youtube, nothing.

I miss having that ability.
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You turn off the TV and vow never to watch them damn dolphins again!!
Worse...you could have been a vikings fan.
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Sorry, due to all of my personal tragedies years ago, I literally have no ability to cry any longer. Its not possible. I even tried watching a fkin hallmake channel movie, and nothing.
sad dog videos on youtube, nothing.

I miss having that ability.
There's a vax for that.
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Sorry, due to all of my personal tragedies years ago, I literally have no ability to cry any longer. Its not possible. I even tried watching a fkin hallmake channel movie, and nothing.
sad dog videos on youtube, nothing.

I miss having that ability.
I can't recall having shed any tears at a funeral except for 2 in my 46 years of life. Now, when Sir Snarls Barkley died, I cried like a little bitch.
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Simple, get somebody else to do it
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Don't chop onions when you're on your period.

That can't be it. I'm not a liberal democrat so I don't get periods.
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I actually don't get the eye sting, I think the key is to use a proper sharp knife. Fewer broken onion cells, less sulphur gas in the air to become sulphuric acid when it meets your eye fluid.
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Sorry, due to all of my personal tragedies years ago, I literally have no ability to cry any longer. Its not possible. I even tried watching a fkin hallmake channel movie, and nothing.
sad dog videos on youtube, nothing.

I miss having that ability.
Ever watch "Million Dollar Baby"?
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