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Old 07-12-2014, 7:25am   #1
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These kinds of accidents would never happen using the vacuum cleaner.
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Old 07-12-2014, 7:51am   #2
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That had to hurt.
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Old 07-12-2014, 8:46am   #3
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Ouch...
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Old 07-12-2014, 9:40am   #4
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not very sexy is it?
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Old 07-12-2014, 9:50am   #5
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Her liability insurance should cover the damage to the bike. I'm assuming she has liability insurance for her bike washing business, right?
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Her liability insurance should cover the damage to the bike. I'm assuming she has liability insurance for her bike washing business, right?
Without question she has the required coverage.
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Old 07-12-2014, 11:27am   #9
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Dumb bitch.
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Old 07-12-2014, 11:55am   #10
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Dumb bitch.
Would not bang?
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Old 07-12-2014, 12:26pm   #11
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Bet there was less damage to the bike than her
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Old 07-12-2014, 12:27pm   #12
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i presume this has never happened to you?
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Old 07-12-2014, 2:16pm   #13
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at least she cushioned the bike's fall
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i presume this has never happened to you?
I don't try to do pole moves with a bike no!
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I don't try to do pole moves with a bike no!
Ummm,

This is wisdom from book learning or experience?
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Old 07-12-2014, 9:17pm   #16
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I don't try to do pole moves with a bike no!
What do you try pole moves with?
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This shit wouldn't happen if she were in the kitchen where she belongs.
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Old 07-12-2014, 9:20pm   #18
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This shit wouldn't happen if she were in the kitchen where she belongs.
You forgot the barefoot and pregnant part of your stereotype
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Old 07-12-2014, 11:05pm   #19
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Technically, not even a bikini. Its not a bikini unless you can see aereola on top, sphincter corona in the back, and just a hint of front lip....

Just some scantily clad skank playing in the water, breaking shit...
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Old 07-14-2014, 11:28am   #20
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If the engine was hot, that only compounded her misery.
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