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Old 12-06-2019, 9:03pm   #1
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Banana banana. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana banana. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ****ing bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ****ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Somebody ate the banana

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