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Old 03-08-2020, 2:03pm   #1
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Wife read online our local Costco was out of TP. She then checked Amazon and they are out until April.



She's out foraging for more now.

We've got 41 rolls just from her normal purchasing. Seems like plenty but who the **** knows!
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Wife read online our local Costco was out of TP. She then checked Amazon and they are out until April.



She's out foraging for more now.

We've got 41 rolls just from her normal purchasing. Seems like plenty but who the **** knows!
They had a nice scrap somewhere in Australia.
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Wife read online our local Costco was out of TP. She then checked Amazon and they are out until April.



She's out foraging for more now.

We've got 41 rolls just from her normal purchasing. Seems like plenty but who the **** knows!
Women go through a shitload (no pun intended) of toilet paper. I've been married, single, had a live in, and now have my elderly mother living with me. In all those years, the only times I have EVER had any plumbing problems was when females were living in the house.
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Women go through a shitload (no pun intended) of toilet paper. I've been married, single, had a live in, and now have my elderly mother living with me. In all those years, the only times I have EVER had any plumbing problems was when females were living in the house.
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Only 41 rolls? You're gonna have a shitshow on your hands before the end of the week.

I was in a Costco near Philadelphia last week and it was a fkn outhouse. No toilet paper, no soap, no water.....
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Bought a Luxe Bidet for $27.00 two years ago and reduce my toilet paper use by 80%. The bidet paid for itself. TP $0.50 cents a roll, water $2 for a thousand gallons.

More expensive models are available.

Easy installation but if you have a leak check the toilet shut off valve. Had to tighten my bonnets.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Ne...3694932&sr=8-2
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Bought a Luxe Bidet for $27.00 two years ago and reduce my toilet paper use by 80%. The bidet paid for itself. TP $0.50 cents a roll, water $2 for a thousand gallons.

More expensive models are available.

Easy installation but if you have a leak check the toilet shut off valve. Had to tighten my bonnets.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Ne...3694932&sr=8-2

Good call. If things get medieval, I'll have the sammy-maker spray my ass with a garden hose then grab a sock from the "singles" shoe box
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My parents house is a block away and they're in Phoenix for the winter.... we can rob that ****er
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Good call. If things get medieval, I'll have the sammy-maker spray my ass with a garden hose then grab a sock from the "singles" shoe box
I normally clean up with a sock, so it's no skin off my ass. I'm not disgusting or anything, I mean, I don't usually put the sock back on my foot after the clean up. Well, unless it is laundry day, than sometimes you need to grub it up a little.
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I normally clean up with a sock, so it's no skin off my ass. I'm not disgusting or anything, I mean, I don't usually put the sock back on my foot after the clean up. Well, unless it is laundry day, than sometimes you need to grub it up a little.
do you put your hand inside the sock like it's a puppet or fold it?
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I normally clean up with a sock, so it's no skin off my ass. I'm not disgusting or anything, I mean, I don't usually put the sock back on my foot after the clean up. Well, unless it is laundry day, than sometimes you need to grub it up a little.


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I'm at Sam's Club right now. No TP. WTF?
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do you put your hand inside the sock like it's a puppet or fold it?
I wasn't aware there was another method.
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