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Old 02-23-2016, 7:21pm   #1
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I read this some where else, I think it's funny, and has truth in it too. If it's too long for ya, sit on the porch and bitch at the neighbor kids for stepping on your lawn.
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Many have tried, but all have failed to stump him. Most have wound up stumped or even schlonged for their boldness.

First there was Jeb. Despite the massive amount of money spend and establishment support, Donald reduced him from former nominee apparent to a guac bowl meme.

Kasich tried his hand around the same time. It got him nowhere but laughed at as Trump pointed out his colossal incompetence at Lehman Brothers.

Rand Paul wound up being, in essence, dismissed as a manlet.

Clinton tried to play the gender card to stump him. To others, it would have been seen as a landmine to dodge. Trump saw it for a softball to lean in to and called her out for badmouthing bills accusers. Hillary shut her mouth because she's rather not see that pinata burst open.

Now, Ted Cruz, who once found himself in the enviable position of likely Trump veep pick, decided he felt froggy. Trump unzipped his fly, and whipped out fourteen veiny inches of September 11th cock. A South Carolina crowd burst into a frenzy of applause for New York values. It might have been the most complete schlonging we've seen so far. Ted Cruz, in the span of about a minute went from being on the attack to applauding Trumps response. At this point, he may as well pack it in and run for prime minister of Canada next election. Hillary Clinton, herself a fan of the 911 card, even praised Trump on twitter. The whole ****ing fiasco reads like a 4chan greentext.

When the left wing media went hard with the Hitler ad hominems for his comments on Muslims, instead of his popularity going down it sky rocketed
as Americans see what is happening with unchecked Muslim immigration in Europe. The mainstream media thought they had him stumped, yet once again he schlonged them hard.

When the Pope said building walls wasn't Christian, Trump pointed to the giant wall around the Vatican, and the Vatican quickly shut up and put out a press release saying they weren't talking about Trump specifically.

Trump is absolutely crushing it right now. He is way up in the polls.

When Hillary takes the DNC nomination, which she likely will since nobody wants to elect a socialist atheist like Bernie, we will see the most beautiful shitshow in the history of modern US politics. Common opinion is that Hillary sweeps it because he has thoroughly alienated women and minority voters. Hillary is counting on enthusiasm she doesn't have. People are expecting Obama tier turnout for her and it isn't realistic. If this email thing gets serious, a lot of independents and even some dems will stay home.

Trump is going to go places that other candidates wouldn't dream of going against Hillary, and she is not at all prepared to deal with it. Look at how terribly she is handling Bernie's relatively civilized criticisms. Trump is going to air out every scrap of dirty laundry he can find on her. Stuff that's way over the line. Stuff like paying off Goldman Sachs employees in to breaking NDAs and going on record about what she said at her speeches. Digging up Bills accusers and putting them on stage. Bringing up bill and hillarys connection with Jeff Epstein. A lot of people are going to eat that up.

He is going to bait Hillary. Now, Hillary is better than most at not getting her jimmies rustled, but I'm willing to get that if anybody can rustle her jimmies, it is Trump. That's what he does, and he might be one of the best of all time. If it happens, and Clinton loses her cool, her likability goes down the toilet. And she has absolutely nothing on Trump she can use.

The GOP establishment is starting to come around to Trump. Expect billions of dollars spent on attack adds. Expect GOP voter turnout numbers to reach all time highs. Expect record numbers of supporters coming out for rallies. Expect his numbers to continue rising every time they throw a "he's racist" ad hominem at him, his bluntness just making him look even more appealing to a nation tired of political correctness, safe spaces and constant white guilting. Expect millions of boners once Trump starts campaigning with his wife and Ivanka.

Trump is a mother****ing Teflon freight train of testosterone that defies the rules of politics.
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Great. All he's done is prove he can out-negative any negative candidate; that's all he's proven he can do.
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I can't wait to see him make Hillary squirm!
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I can't wait to see him make Hillary squirm!
And then she laughs in his face when she beats him. But hey, he'll insult the hell out of her up until then.
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Keep in mind that even at 35 to 40% in every poll, the majority of Republicans want someone else.

40% of Republicans is not even close to 40% of all voters.

I like Trump but I like him for what he ISN'T. He ISN'T a politician, he ISN'T owned, he ISN'T weak, he ISN'T a conformist. He ISN'T going to go along to get along, he ISN'T a muslim, he ISN'T a failure, he ISN'T a killer, he ISN'T a liar, and above all he ISN'T Obama-esque.
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Just remember everyone...

Vote with your finger!!!!



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it will be interesting to see if the gop finally accepts him. I am pretty sure cruz is cooked
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it will be interesting to see if the gop finally accepts him. I am pretty sure cruz is cooked


What pisses me off is that the president is supposed to represent the people. The people are speaking and they are saying they want Trump. The GOP needs to listen instead of swimming upstream.
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Johnny...Johnny...Johnny...

Ran a 2-for-1 on Jagermeister at the liquor store did they?

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And then she laughs in his face when she beats him. But hey, he'll insult the hell out of her up until then.
Right. And if she does, she'll have her ass handed to her on a silver platter when Trump points out that the rest of the world is laughing at a woman who has stayed with a man who cheated on her with a college girl and made her look like a Guinea Fowl in the most public and embarrassing way possible. And he did it so often they even made a movie about it.

But hey, let her laugh. I'd love to see it.
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Johnny...Johnny...Johnny...

Ran a 2-for-1 on Jagermeister at the liquor store did they?



Right. And if she does, she'll have her ass handed to her on a silver platter when Trump points out that the rest of the world is laughing at a woman who has stayed with a man who cheated on her with a college girl and made her look like a Guinea Fowl in the most public and embarrassing way possible. And he did it so often they even made a movie about it.

But hey, let her laugh. I'd love to see it.
Yuck, Jaeger. I'd sooner drink Philippine tap water with all the little floaters and 10k other diseases.
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Keep in mind that even at 35 to 40% in every poll, the majority of Republicans want someone else.

40% of Republicans is not even close to 40% of all voters.
Actually at this point in time Trump has more Republican support than McCain or Romney did. Also the theory that all of Jeb's supporters would all move to support Rubio or Cruz was proven false, Trump got a good chunk and gains more supporters than anyone else when someone new drops out. His ceiling is not 40% or whatever, it's much much higher than that. Plus he is appealing to Independents in numbers not seen since Reagan.

And in a Trump/Clinton match, he can win and will probably win very handily.

Just look at the enthusiasm level in Nevada. Last night over 75,000 people showed up for the Republican caucuses. In 2012 it was 36,000. So more than double. Meanwhile, Saturday in Nevada, the Democrats saw 12,000 people show up for their's. Same deal in South Carolina with 20% more showing up for the Republican primary than 2012. 35,000 people voted for Trump in Nevada. That's almost as many that showed up for the entire caucus in 2012.
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Also last night at one point Trump went to where Cruz supporters were doing their caucus. He just wanted to pop in and say "Hey, if any of you are on the fence, we'd love to have you come over to our caucus." Glenn Beck was at the podium giving his pro-Cruz speech. The entire room turned around and mobbed Trump. Beck stormed off the stage.

Heh.
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Also last night at one point Trump went to where Cruz supporters were doing their caucus. He just wanted to pop in and say "Hey, if any of you are on the fence, we'd love to have you come over to our caucus." Glenn Beck was at the podium giving his pro-Cruz speech. The entire room turned around and mobbed Trump. Beck stormed off the stage.

Heh.
Beck is a lunatic of the same order as Pat Buchanan. I think his time for being relevant is about over.
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Beck is a lunatic of the same order as Pat Buchanan. I think his time for being relevant is about over.

I agree with this. His fallout with fox really hurt his influence but not his checkbook from reports.
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It would appear that the world had better get comfortable with The Donald as the Republican nominee, love him or not. Assuming he does, and the Clinton cartel is thoroughly exposed for what they are and Trump gets elected, it will be interesting to see what happens when he hits the wall with a Congress that may not like an "outsider".
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It would appear that the world had better get comfortable with The Donald as the Republican nominee, love him or not. Assuming he does, and the Clinton cartel is thoroughly exposed for what they are and Trump gets elected, it will be interesting to see what happens when he hits the wall with a Congress that may not like an "outsider".
Then the 2018 mid-years will be like 2010.Such a vicious cycle we are caught up in electing one extreme to another.
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Yuck, Jaeger. I'd sooner drink Philippine tap water with all the little floaters and 10k other diseases.
Hey wait....I finally built up a resistance to those 10k thingies in my tubig
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I always get the bottled water. At least, I trick myself into thinking it's ok to drink.
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