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Old 01-23-2013, 12:34pm   #1
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"I have two holes, one to the left and one to the right," she explains. "They look like a little yin-yang symbol! The extra piece of flesh between them becomes more visible depending on how I position my body, and how turned on I am. Sometimes it's hidden by my labia. At other times, it stands proud by about a centimetre."
Hazel's wombs "take turns" to have a period each month, and tampons didn't always work because sometimes she was inserting them into the wrong bleedin' vagina!
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:37pm   #2
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Of course:

Woman with two vaginas gets million-dollar porn offer | FilmDrunk
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:49pm   #3
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Uterus didelphys

they all start out as a "pair"; occasionally... some don't combine.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:51pm   #4
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does she have two menstral cycles; in a bitchy mood twice as often ???


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Old 01-23-2013, 12:55pm   #5
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I'm just a guy but maybe a tampon in each?
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:57pm   #6
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She'd need both hands for the Shocker
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She'd need both hands for the Shocker
I think she's more like a bowling ball.

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I think she's pretty hot!
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Old 01-23-2013, 2:30pm   #9
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That's so wrong. I'm ashamed of myself for laughing so hard at that.
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Wow! She would be a perfect match for me because I have two..........
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For D.P. films no doubt, maybe even Triple Penetration!
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Old 01-23-2013, 3:25pm   #13
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The comments.......

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“Hi, I’m here to deliver a pizza. Did someone order… a triple sausage?” (*walking bass riff, excessive wah-wah pedal*)
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Old 01-23-2013, 9:52pm   #14
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Pics?
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:20pm   #15
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Holy shit..Quad-Penetration is possible....Jesus
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2... 2 Vaginas! Ah, ah, ahhhhh....


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Old 01-24-2013, 6:34am   #18
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2... 2 Vaginas! Ah, ah, ahhhhh....


Coffee spew!
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Old 01-24-2013, 6:37am   #19
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Wow! She would be a perfect match for me because I have two..........
You're confused. Being twice the dick, doesn't mean you have two dicks.
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Wow! She would be a perfect match for me because I have two..........
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You're confused. Being twice the dick, doesn't mean you have two dicks.
.....I have two tongues.

Or I could be a liar and "speak with forked tongue" as the Oklahoma Indians say.
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