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Old 09-20-2017, 9:49am   #1
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Default Here to PUMP you UP - man gets penis stuck in dumbbell weight hole

what a dumbbell.

Man gets penis stuck inside dumbbell plate at gym | Fox News

offending dumbbell:



keep your knickers on man. no one wants to see that.
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Old 09-20-2017, 10:03am   #2
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What's the opposite of sticking your pecker in crazy? I contend it's him.
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Old 09-20-2017, 10:48am   #3
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pffffftt. I lift twice that with my pecker.

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pffffftt. I lift twice that with my pecker.

Thomas is the only one who wants pics.
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:26am   #5
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Cutting it off would have been very scary to me....can you imagine what they used to cut that steel, right next to your frank and beans!....
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Old 09-20-2017, 1:03pm   #6
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Dumbass must have gone in dry. Rookie mistake.
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Old 09-20-2017, 2:26pm   #7
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Cutting it off would have been very scary to me....can you imagine what they used to cut that steel, right next to your frank and beans!....
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With the help of a grinder and a hydraulic saw, they were able to break the weight into 5 parts, freeing the man's penis
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Old 09-20-2017, 4:04pm   #8
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Nope...nothing constructive to add.
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Old 09-20-2017, 4:27pm   #9
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Nope...nothing constructive to add.
so this wasn't anyone you know?

welcome back.
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Old 09-20-2017, 4:48pm   #10
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Old 09-20-2017, 5:07pm   #12
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Old 09-20-2017, 5:08pm   #13
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so this wasn't anyone you know?

welcome back.
No, none of them would fit in that little hole.
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Old 09-20-2017, 7:34pm   #14
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Cutting it off would have been very scary to me....can you imagine what they used to cut that steel, right next to your frank and beans!....
There are abrasive cutoff wheel marks in the plate.
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Old 09-20-2017, 8:24pm   #15
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pffffftt. I lift twice that with my pecker.

Well, I use the same weight as this guy, but I do 3 sets of 12.




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Old 09-21-2017, 11:06am   #16
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Well, I use the same weight as this guy, but I do 3 sets of 12.




It is indeed important to go for strength as well as bulk
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Old 09-21-2017, 11:18am   #17
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That's nothin......now, here's something really stoopid to do with your junk....

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Old 09-21-2017, 4:01pm   #18
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I guess thats one way to make it longer
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