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Old 02-04-2011, 7:53pm   #1
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Default Texting is Dangerous... saw the stupidest thing yesterday

I was in a certain evil store that shall not be named yesterday afternoon when what do I see that could be good fodder for Jay Leno, a girl texting on her phone.

She's probably underage so no pics. Get this, she was hobbling along on crutches while she was texting. I don't know if that's skill, talent, or plain fcking stupid. Ehh, at least she was riding one of the electric carts not paying attention to where she was going or driving a car.......

And no, I did not show my receipt on the way out of the store.
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Old 02-04-2011, 8:26pm   #2
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I thought you were perma banned from Wal-mart?
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Old 02-04-2011, 8:29pm   #3
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I thought you were perma banned from Wal-mart?
Nope...not banned and I haven't been issued any directives. I just don't go that often.
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A few weeks ago I was stopped behind a line of cars at a stop sign when I noticed the SUV behind me not slowing down. I pulled forward off the road as far as I could. The girl driving the SUV finally noticed the line of cars ahead of her were not moving. As the girl in the SUV slid past me in the oncoming traffic lane with all four wheels locked...I could see her gripping a phone with both hands and both thumbs were pushing buttons as fast as she could text.

I wonder if she was on her way to Wal-Mart?
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This shit makes no sense. Is she hobbling on crutches or a fecking mocart?
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This shit makes no sense. Is she hobbling on crutches or a fecking mocart?
RIF. 2nd sentence of 2nd paragraph
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Old 02-04-2011, 11:18pm   #8
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Makes you wonder if the texting had anything to do with why she was using crutches.
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Makes you wonder if the texting had anything to do with why she was using crutches.
My first thought.
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people who constantly text need mental crutches
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Old 02-05-2011, 12:26am   #11
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I was in the Atlanta airport and it was really crowded. This dumbass woman is walking at the amazing pace of 1ft per minute dragging her bag. All because she was texting and then she gets pissed when a couple of us try to get by her since we didn't have any desire to be in the airport any longer than necessary.

I hate that chit.
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Old 02-05-2011, 9:44am   #12
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I was in the Atlanta airport and it was really crowded. This dumbass woman is walking at the amazing pace of 1ft per minute dragging her bag. All because she was texting and then she gets pissed when a couple of us try to get by her since we didn't have any desire to be in the airport any longer than necessary.

I hate that chit.
The polite thing to do would have been reading over her shoulder while on grammar/spelling Nazi duty.
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A few weeks ago I was stopped behind a line of cars at a stop sign when I noticed the SUV behind me not slowing down. I pulled forward off the road as far as I could. The girl driving the SUV finally noticed the line of cars ahead of her were not moving. As the girl in the SUV slid past me in the oncoming traffic lane with all four wheels locked...I could see her gripping a phone with both hands and both thumbs were pushing buttons as fast as she could text.

I wonder if she was on her way to Wal-Mart?
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Old 02-05-2011, 10:11am   #14
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I was in the Atlanta airport and it was really crowded. This dumbass woman is walking at the amazing pace of 1ft per minute dragging her bag. All because she was texting and then she gets pissed when a couple of us try to get by her since we didn't have any desire to be in the airport any longer than necessary.

I hate that chit.
dummies.
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