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[popo8]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Ok, So whats your plan to get your first CF ban? The Posse has been banned at least once.

Im 7 and 1.



I behave now.

Im pretty sure i could get banned quick.... but..... I seem to always overdo things. I was a member of a jeep cherokee forum and ended up being banned for life.... I dont know if I can do the short term banning thing.

[popo8]

Originally Posted by Taurus

There once was a lad named Hokie who grew up south of the Macon County line in Roanoke Virginia. You need to keep up with me as the story skips around a little.

Even as a wee lad, Hokie had great taste in cars. In fact, at the age of two his poor cancer ridden Father allowed him to pick out their first Corvette. Being a tasteful lad, he picked out the most magical color possible, silver beige metallic;



Now we move on in life and Hokie grew into a strapping young man of 6'3" with 19" biceps;



Ignore the picture, we all now it adds a few pounds and makes you look 4 or 5 inches shorter. Hokie grew up in a most majestic home in the best part of Roanoke with doctors and lawyers;



He was wealthy in bricks and was the first in the neighborhood to keep a ladder on his roof, such forward thinking.

He lived happily with his mail order bride he bought in Vietnam, where he also owned a palatial estate.



As one of the elite in Roanoke, he was able to keep his 200 MPH bike in his bedroom, which was necessary as his bike was faster than a nitrous NHRA bike and he could ride a wheelie over the complete 1/4 mile;



The one day, his poor cancer ridden Father had an opportunity to purchase a one off 1987 silver beige Corvette with a 400 big block, the only one built. His father even had a brochure from the dealer to back it up;



Well, the simple folks at the CF were confused, did he pick it out at two or did his Father buy it when he was 16? It was a real difficult thing to understand.

Well Hokie decided he would do an swap to a twin turbo LX , however he used poor judgement and used another forum member's pics. Seems as though Hokie was just pulling our leg, it was a real disappointment.

But to rebuild our confidence in him, Hokie built a 200 MPH kitchen table;



We were all so impressed! However, it was too good to be true and he sold the race table. Then Hokie disappeared from the CF only to show up on multiple gaming, movie and computer sights with tales of his his new Corvettes, C6's of such glory;





Our Hokie has such influence, he was able to get a Lemans Blue C6 in a year they were never made, does Hokie run GM? Oh wait, he does manual labor for a pool company breaking up concrete which in his mind makes him a concrete engineer and even helped Pete design a patio.

So basically we are left with this;



the end...................

OMG! that took alot of effort...... But pretty clear. And you didn't fab any of that up? Could it really be that bad?

[mike100]

Its difficult to enjoy CF sometimes. You see a join date from about yesterday and got to wonder: Do I type out a long useful, informative post to answer the new guy's question, or just blow it off because it's just the hippies alter-ego or some other asshole?

sometimes the real people will post pictures, but sometimes vette people are pretty old school and shun digital tech...you can easily call someone a troll when they aren't.

[popo8]

I have no problem "busting balls...." but dont you guys think, maybe lift the ban, and he can stand up for himself. Just feels wrong justifying it with the guy blocked...

Im a newbie though, so maybe you guys allready tried??

[mike100]

he's not banned here

[popo8]

Originally Posted by mike100

he's not banned here

Ohhh, he just disapeared ? SO MUCH TO LEARN!!!!

[popo8]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

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Well, we all had to start somewhere I've never actually gotten banned there, but I've raised the ire of the mods a few times. OK, more than a few. I've given HP Bushrod a gray hair or two I'm sure, but he's forgiven me by now. I think. Maybe not.

Lol... So is it like a RIGHT OF PASSAGE for this site to get a BAN from that one....? lol

[popo8]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Thats nothing, search the threads and you will have the time of your life.

hokies83's Channel - YouTube

Thats a joke someone here made.....right?

[popo8]

HOLY OFF TOPIC THREAD BATMAN!!!!





lol... sorry was bored.

[popo8]

Originally Posted by WW7

This is how we roll...Sorry.......WW

Usually by the 2nd page no one can tell you what the original topic was... This thread did "WAY" better then most..You should know by now that most of us have A.D.H.D...

Its all good, I just like posting pictures, so it was a good place for me to use my batman and robin pic.....

[Me2]

Pictures of wifey?

[popo8]

Originally Posted by Wathen1955

I think this pic is better...

I AGREE!!!!

[popo8]

Originally Posted by socalman

It's actually right-on topic as good percentage of the C4 nOObs should be locked up for stupidity.

"look honey, thar's a Corvette I can buy for $2500! I betcha with some jumper cables and a dab of Turtle Wax it'll be just like new!"

Lol... I know a few of THEM.....

Originally Posted by WW7

Hey Popo, Read this guys thread, he would be a good one to take that frustration out on . This guy is a real piece of work........WW

Adventures In Looking At A Craiglist Vette. - Corvette Forum

I was to late... spent the day at the garage.... I miss all the good stuff!

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Yeah....seems a few folks are having trouble buying his story.

I called him out and told him pics or it didn't happen, and even told him how to get the pics. Let's see what happens.

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Well, too late....the mods deleted the thread. And just when it was getting good too.

WTF....

[popo8]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Cliff notes:

1. His buddy found a cheap C4 vert on Craigslist and asked him to go look at it with him.

2. Car was beat beyond belief, total junk, cheapskate friend still interested.

3. Knocked on door of delapidated shack, 15 dogs barking, drunken hillbilly with a 40 of Schlitz answered door, cursed at his kid to get keys over cacaphony of dogs.

4. Hillbilly opened hood of Gawdawful C4, nasty small block with carb in place, hillbilly got testy when he said it was modified and wouldn't pass emissions, said "we got rid of computer shit, now it runs right". Told them to get the hell off his property.

5. Hero of the day claims hillbilly came after them with blunt object in one hand, Schlitz in the other. HOTD drew his weapon, firing one round into actor's bottle, thus shattering it and causing drunken hillbilly to retreat.

6. The end, moral of story, never use Craigslist.

7. Several of us called him out, essentially calling him a liar. I asked for pics of house, car, and hillbilly, and gave him an idea how to smoke out white trash specimen for pics.

8. Mods deleted thread just when it was getting good.

HOLY SHIT !!! I MISSED SOMETHING GOOD THERE!!!!!

[popo8]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

It was one of those pivotal moments. This could have been an epic thread if the nazis hadn't aborted it.

From the synopsis above, I can clearly see that.... I HATE LIARS, and when people BS, it just heats me up.... SHOT A BOTTLE or CAN out of his hand... I want to pistol whip people that say that shit.....

Originally Posted by WW7

I agree, I was hoping we could turn Popo loose on him to take care of some of that frustration he was having..I guaranty you when Popo got done with that guy all his frustrations would be gone......WW

...Im excited, and yet worried Ill get so fired up, that battling on line will only make me MORE frustrated... HELL, one way to find out!

[popo8]

Sooooooooooooooooo, ummmm any COP questions...?

[popo8]

HOLY CRAP!!! 1130 views!!! and I thought the other one had alot!