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Old 02-10-2017, 11:37am   #1
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Who's going?! I'm thinking of taking the Mrs and then back to pound town afterwards.
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Didn't see the first one or read the books,neither did wife and we still visit pound town
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Since I am Canadian, Should I go to Kilogram town ?......................
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Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening
A cinema has warned it will not allow any 'unaccompanied males' into view the new Fifty Shades Darker movie, ahead of its opening tonight.

The message was recorded on the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema in Navan, Ireland.

It states: "It's on an 18 cert and I must stress that single men or married men on their own, any unaccompanied males will not be allowed in."

Paul Egan, who records the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema, told the Irish Mirror : "Well, it's meant to be a titillating film so I thought it might be better to keep the single men outside until we suss it out.

"Sure it could lead to all sorts of temptation with women's hormones flying all over the place, while watching the film."

"It might be better to keep the men outside the door until we see if women can control themselves," he laughed.

"The film is basically porn for women, going on what the distributors are describing to us."

Paul said he hadn't seen a preview of the film, ahead of its opening in Navan tonight but when asked if he saw the original Fifty Shades of Grey, he laughed: "I saw a bit of it. I actually fell asleep, those kind of films just don't grab me at all."

So be warned, any man wanting to see Fifty Shades Darker in Navan in the initial few days may be guided into the more innocent 'Sing' movie instead.

The 50 Shades Darker film staring Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele is to open in Irish cinemas tonight on the back of mixed reviews by critics elsewhere.
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I heard that test audiences were laughing at it. Apparently, they thought it was lame.
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I wonder if anyone grabs any pussy in this movie.
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Anyone notice how the Hollywood leftists proclaim to be pro woman and feminists yet produce a bunch of propaganda garbage that pushes women to be subservient?

They push relationships with "peaceful" refugees, supporting the wearing of Burkas and Islam, subjecting themselves to BDSM to please others, dressing like whores, sleeping around like whores, etc., etc., etc.
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Anyone notice how the Hollywood leftists proclaim to be pro woman and feminists yet produce a bunch of propaganda garbage that pushes women to be subservient?

They push relationships with "peaceful" refugees, supporting the wearing of Burkas and Islam, subjecting themselves to BDSM to please others, dressing like whores, sleeping around like whores, etc., etc., etc.
uhh... you mean the double standard (where the news media won't challenge them on it either) ?
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I heard that test audiences were laughing at it. Apparently, they thought it was lame.
Same here. Instead of the guy being all powerful and in control now the chick has moved on and he is trying to woo her back or some shit. But they do have actual sex, as in they aren't faking anything. At that point why not just watch a "women-friendly" porno at home and get it over with. Maybe watch a romcom and then a porno.
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At that point why not just watch a "women-friendly" porno at home and get it over with. Maybe watch a romcom and then a porno.

They're even showing them at your local diners now.
Scott - gotten too much mileage out of this pic already.....

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They're even showing them at your local diners now.
Scott - gotten too much mileage out of this pic already.....

This is why you need to have the remote app on your phone. This way, you could have ordered the video, just before walking out the door.
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Anyone notice how the Hollywood leftists proclaim to be pro woman and feminists yet produce a bunch of propaganda garbage that pushes women to be subservient?.
No. I'm just there to see Dakota Johnson get poked.
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No. I'm just there to see Dakota Johnson get poked.
Don & Melanie must be so proud of their daughter
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Slip her a roofie. Cheaper and you are 100% sure to get laid.
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Don & Melanie must be so proud of their daughter
She has a strong resemblance to the old man.
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Slip her a roofie. Cheaper and you are 100% sure to get laid.
^ Necrophiliac in training.
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