Anyone have any experience with strippers??

[Flatbush Harry]

As a sophomore in college, I dated (and suffered from Cupid's Catarrh) from a stripper whose stage name was "Sunny" and whose real name was Linda. I would not claim to really understand her, but I do understand pennicilin every other day.

God bless her. Today she would be 67....

Harry, dripping with...emotion?

[MrPeabody]

Originally Posted by Flatbush Harry

As a sophomore in college, I dated (and suffered from Cupid's Catarrh) from a stripper whose stage name was "Sunny" and whose real name was Linda. I would not claim to really understand her, but I do understand pennicilin every other day.

God bless her. Today she would be 67....

Harry, dripping with...emotion?

What would she do for 3/8 of a C-Note?

[Flatbush Harry]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

What would she do for 3/8of a C-Note?

The best part of dating a stripper/(hooker) is that the cost is not quite zero.

Har(oy!..I'd pay a million for pennicilion)ry

[Flatbush Harry]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

What would she do for 3/8 of a C-Note?

She did everything for nutting'...it was the cure that was costly!

Har(ooooh....it really hurts to pee)....ry

[I'm really glad we didn't get too creative on "conversational" skills]

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

What would she do for 3/8 of a C-Note?

Pffft....

[kingpin]

You guys must have or worked at some scuzzy peeler bars.
Granted we have them also but there not the places to go when you want quality peelers peeling.
The only thing you had to worry aboot with the places I went to was paying the mob who owned the joint for the services you were looking for.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Flatbush Harry

She did everything for nutting'...it was the cure that was costly!

Har(ooooh....it really hurts to pee)....ry

[I'm really glad we didn't get too creative on "conversational" skills]

Time to listen to some rodney carrington... "Burning Sensation when I pee."

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by kingpin

You guys must have or worked at some scuzzy peeler bars.
Granted we have them also but there not the places to go when you want quality peelers peeling.
The only thing you had to worry aboot with the places I went to was paying the mob who owned the joint for the services you were looking for.

The..."mob"? Whazzat?

[kingpin]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

The..."mob"? Whazzat?

Around here the girls are either owned by 1 of 2 groups of people.
Hells Angels or the Russian Mob(Mafia).

The Russians women are much better looking.

[NeedSpeed]

In general they are cheaper and better looking than wives. Just Sayin'

[ConstantChange]

Originally Posted by NeedSpeed

In general they are cheaper and better looking than wives. Just Sayin'

This man makes a very valid point.

[ft laud mike]

Originally Posted by NeedSpeed

In general they are cheaper and better looking than wives. Just Sayin'

and more honest about why they are with you. Known a few over the years, some were very stereotypical (single mom, only interested in $$), some very sweet/ nice... pretty much like every other type of girl I've known

[onedef92]

I've known a couple. The first one worked/slept her way up the ladder at the local Dish Network re-seller in town. A little snooty until she discovered you knew what she did for her night job, then she came back down to earth. Aftermarket rack was nice, though.

The other was batshit crazy and as vindictive as a rattlesnake if you crossed her. Tried to settle down, got married to a doctor, was taking college classes, had a baby, but the marriage only lasted three years. Bucket booty, but hubby foolishly bought her some over-sized bolt-on biznoobies. That was akin to throwing gasoline on a burning match.