Are there any Jews here?

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by DDSLT5

I'm not Jewish, but I dated one for 7 years. Honorary Jew!

How much gold and money did she (hide) have?

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by Red Baron

Holy Mackerel...

Andy

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

Who are you talking about?

He only lurks, look at my profile and look for his story

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

WTF? You were waaaaay too poor to be a Jew. Dumb broad.

Their whole family were morons.

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

WTF? You were waaaaay too poor to be a Jew. Dumb broad.

A broke jew is like a black hockey player.

[CuzzinJack]

[PLRX]

Jewish mother gives her son two sweaters for Hannukah. The
next morning he comes downstairs for breakfast wearing one
of them. She says "What? You didn't like the other sweater?"

[LATB]

When I was in Baltimore we built a lot of homes for the Jews. The strangest thing was that they had two refrigerators and two dishwashers in their kitchens. Something about the meat and dairy must be separated or something.
My conclusion was it’s extremely expensive to be a Jew.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by LATB

When I was in Baltimore we built a lot of homes for the Jews. The strangest thing was that they had two refrigerators and two dishwashers in their kitchens. Something about the meat and dairy must be separated or something.
My conclusion was it’s extremely expensive to be a Jew.

Kosher rules require separate everything for meat and milk.

A HS friend, Jewish, worked in a summer camp that practiced strict Kosher rules- they had two separate kitchens. One night, late, he and some other kids made cheeseburgers, and got caught. They all got fired and sent home.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Kosher rules require separate everything for meat and milk.

A HS friend, Jewish, worked in a summer camp that practiced strict Kosher rules- they had two separate kitchens. One night, late, he and some other kids made cheeseburgers, and got caught. They all got fired and sent home.

Remember the Seinfeld Hamptons episode where George put lobster in the scrambled eggs to piss off the Jewish broad.

[Bill]

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by Bill

Why did you change your username Bill?

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by LATB

Remember the Seinfeld Hamptons episode where George put lobster in the scrambled eggs to piss off the Jewish broad.

I like the one where George had his photo taken next to the open coffin of a stranger so he could present it to the airline clerk and get a 'death in the family' discount on his ticket.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

I like the one where George had his photo taken next to the open coffin of a stranger so he could present it to the airline clerk and get a 'death in the family' discount on his ticket.

George was some kind of a character.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

Why did you change your username Bill?

He probably got tired of this:

[Aerovette]

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show.

To feel that warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you sunshine,
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you fans* really stand.

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

[Red Baron]

Originally Posted by Aerovette

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show.

To feel that warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you sunshine,
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you fans* really stand.

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

Good 'Ole Jim Morrison On A Sober Night?

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Bruze

He probably got tired of this:


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Yup. Now you've got to craft a new emoji for me!

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Bill

Yup. Now you've got to craft a new emoji for me!

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Red Baron

Good 'Ole Jim Morrison On A Sober Night?

Pink Floyd