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Old 07-30-2020, 1:55pm   #1
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Default Just so you all know...

I'm masticating right now.

In fact, I've been masticating off and on, pretty much all day.


Furiously.
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I'm menstruating right now.

In fact, I've been menstruating off and on, pretty much all year.


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Old 07-30-2020, 2:00pm   #3
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To clarify, I have not been playing with my balls.

Just masticatin'.
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To clarify, I have been playing with my balls.
UD to the white courtesy phone...
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UD to the white courtesy phone...
He is present but won't pick up.
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My wife farded earlier today.
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Old 07-30-2020, 2:30pm   #7
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not sure what to think of this, let me chew on it for a bit.
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fard: to apply makeup.
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My wife farded earlier today.
I saw a woman farding in her car while at a stop light the other day. At least she wasn't farding while the car was moving.
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It is recommended that one masticate 50 times prior to swallowing.
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I'm masticating right now.

In fact, I've been masticating off and on, pretty much all day.


Furiously.
You're gonna get fat if you keep that up...
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It is recommended that one masticate 50 times prior to swallowing.
(Knooger) Swallow after masticating? Impressive! (Knooger)
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My Doctor said too much masticating and you could go blind.
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:39am   #15
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Old but still funny
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