Clock Watch

[Norm]

A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently taps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?"

The trooper asks: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the trooper asks: "And what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."

Now, the trooper is totally confused: A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane and nothing inappropriate is happening!"

The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."

The trooper asks: "And how old is she?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."




I would not put something like this past today's youth.

[Ryan Bell]

Originally Posted by Norm

A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently taps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?"

The trooper asks: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the trooper asks: "And what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."

Now, the trooper is totally confused: A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane and nothing inappropriate is happening!"

The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."

The trooper asks: "And how old is she?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."




I would not put something like this past today's youth.

[DAB]

kids these days can't tell time unless it's a digital display.

[OddBall]

[CertInsaneC5]

[SnikPlosskin]

Originally Posted by Ryan Bell

Is that Gene Wilder?

[Chris Fowler]

Originally Posted by SnakePlissken

Is that Gene Wilder?

[SnikPlosskin]

Originally Posted by Chris Fowler

What is funny is I could tell by his eyes. My other vote was a young Zero Mostel.

But Gene has some hilarious eyes.

[Barn Babe]

[jaxgator]