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Bring your COVID limericks here
My 2 weak attempts...
There once once a virus name COVID That did little more than the flu did All over the news There were distorted views of the pandemic that never exploded The Dems used a Chinese virus To bring down those that inspire us But when it comes to Trump They're as dumb as a stump And barely managed to tire us |
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Here is my attempt.
STFU. The end. |
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There was one virus named Cyrus whose job it was to kill. But fortunately for most, he remained a ghost and could be cured by taking a pill. He made some cough, he made some choke, but at the end of the day most were still ok.
When it's all said and done, and your stocked up TP is put up, just enjoy those 400 million sheets for all that you can. because foolery like this only comes around once in this land So before it's all done, go eat a burger and poop. The paper is waiting patiently to help you clean up your dook. |
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There once was a man from China
Who was diagnosed with Acute Angina He got really sick, and cut off his dick He no longer craves the Vagina |
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