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02-12-2012, 3:27am
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WTF...I guess I will have to find a date...or four..
Dont get me wrong, I love weddings. You get to meet new people, catch up with friends, and most of them are a great party.
Shortly after highschool there was a year where it seemed like everyone I knew was getting married. So apparently now that I'm 31 everyone decided this would be a good year to do it again. I already have four weddings to attend this year, and I'm in two of them. So, is there is something in the air or do I just have really stupid friends?  The kicker? We're all over 30 now and there are NO single bridesmaids at any of them. This, my internet pals...is bullshit. Most of the weddings will have many of the same people in attendance, so naturally I'm going to have to bring a different chick to each one.  This will be quite a task, I think.I'm sure at least one if not all of the grooms owes me money over a "last man standing" bet....serious.  Damn, I'm awesome.   I know, "cool story bro" 
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02-12-2012, 7:32am
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Ya never know what friends your friends will bring. Just sayin'......
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02-12-2012, 7:42am
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We're all over 30 now and there are NO single bridesmaids at any of them.
OK, I will admit a prime source of available trim is limited, but there will be single ladies there. Pay particular attention when the bride tosses her bouquet. Note the ones in the front and tag 'em for later. Dance with 'em at the reception, ply the ones that dance the closest with drinks and don't leave alone. Success.  I miss weddings. 
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02-12-2012, 10:08am
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Join the club I have 3 more wedding to go to this year.
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02-12-2012, 10:25am
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NEVER take a date to a wedding...Weddings are the best place to pick up chicks.
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02-12-2012, 10:26am
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Lease,don't buy.
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02-12-2012, 2:09pm
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Clearly, I have not been looking at this from a tactical standpoint. I've had several bride/grooms ask, who are you bringing? I suppose I just assumed I needed to bring someone. One of my soul crushing, life sucking, spawn of satan, bitches of an ex girlfriend will be at one of them.....Sure would be nice to show up with a slim several years her junior. ...I'm not bitter or anything.  Quote:
 Damn skippy.
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