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Old 02-14-2018, 6:58pm   #1
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Default Hump Day - mayor offered speed humps in exchange for sex

Woman says Lantana mayor offered speed bumps in exchange for sex

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A Lantana resident filed a complaint with the Florida Commission on Ethics in January claiming the town’s mayor said if she had sex with him he would make sure her neighborhood would receive speed bumps — a safety measure she had asked the town to install.

Catherine Padilla also said the mayor, David Stewart, about three years ago drove her to a motel one day after they had lunch and wanted to “occupy” a room with her, according to her Jan. 2 complaint. She later told The Palm Beach Post the mayor said he wanted to have sex with her in the room. She told him “no” and did not get out of the car.

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it's not like the cost of the speed humps was coming out of his pocket, it's gov't money.
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Speed humps should be illegal. Oh, your house is on fire? Sorry, the fire truck couldn't get there in time because of the speed bumps. Had a heart attack? Sorry, better luck in your next life. The paramedics couldn't reach you in time because of the speed bumps.


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Yawl wooden believe the use of 'speed bumps'.....rumble strips/etc around here much less the lousy repair of potholes and just plain stupid road maintenance.....

total idiots in roads and light timing here.....

time to destroy all the Fed highway/road admin. books....and get back to common sense.....

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She's kinda a porker!
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Any yellow striper road should be 35 speed limit...that one should be 45 limit....
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We have speed humps in my neighborhood. Down the street, there is a sign that says "Speed Humps" - Somebody put a sticker on it that says "Laurie's" - So the sign reads "Laurie's Speed Humps"...Been on there for years.
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From the size of him, I doubt that there’d be any “speed humpng” going on. Although he probably doesn’t gat laid all that often, so maybe....

Actually they seem like they might make a nice couple.
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