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Old 09-05-2012, 9:22pm   #1
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So, I don't call Jackyl all that often, but I occasionally text him some random bullshit, usually about music. After a long night of cocktails, we were listening to some Seattle-grunge era music, talking about Mother Lovebone and Soundgarden so I decided to text Jeff.

Me- On a scale of 1:10, soundgarden , Loud Love. Elevnty billion.

Jeff- Who dis be

Me- Fastguy, cocksucker
Me- Pay attention to that comma

Jeff- U gay
Jeff- wut comma

Me-I kick u in da nutsp
Me- Serious

Jeff- Who is ths cuz u sound funny?????

Me- Mah
Me- Mah

Jeff- Wat?.....

Me- Dude, seriously. I kick u in d nutso
Me- It br
Me- It be the the one and only
Me- Fastguy

Jeff- For real who is ths....

Me- I slap your albino ass c4 tattoo bitch ass having shit around, for real

Jeff- Go to bed u sound slow.....i not a dude ima sexy ass bitch......knw tht alday.....bang bang oblock.....

Me- Cracker please, you make johnny winter look Kenyan

Jeff- Thts rite stop txtn me u nut.....mad face......

Me-Melissa said you whine like a little biznitch. She b right

Jeff- U must be bored cuz u look like octpus

Me- You so ugly, I stick yo face in dough and make gorilla cookies
Jeff- Im sendin the police ovr to ur house rite now......

Me-Bitch please, where you live, police ride three legged donkeys

Jeff- U so ugly wen u came out ur mamma the doctor stuck u back in.....
Jeff- Boy or watevr u is...... u smell like the zoo.......

Me- You so ugly, when you born,
Doctor ass raped you momma, just because.
Me- Serious

Jeff-Boy ur nose n lips so big u had to use ur lips as a pillw n ur nose as a cover......lmao

Me-You so white, doc I forget I'm drunk

Jeff- I can tell u a kid can u still wear dyppers......mammas boy

Me- Pxxuxucj.jcncmcmcjcjcjc
Me- Seriously

Jeff- Go find u sumthng els to do cuz obviouly u waisting my time..

Me-Orly? Was given this number by Jeff

Jeff- U so borin, ill sleep to tht.....n jimmy said get a life....an find u
some frends to play with tht is ur age......LHAO
Jeff- Ik who this is......u is a ass for txtn me.........Bye........trey if thts even ur real name.........


So, the next day, I message him through FB and asked if he changed his number. He then tells me he changed it in November and now some angry black chick has it.
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Old 09-05-2012, 9:25pm   #2
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So, I don't call Jackyl all that often, but I occasionally text him some random bullshit, usually about music. After a long night of cocktails, we were listening to some Seattle-grunge era music, talking about Mother Lovebone and Soundgarden so I decided to text Jeff.

Me- On a scale of 1:10, soundgarden , Loud Love. Elevnty billion.

Jeff- Who dis be

Me- Fastguy, cocksucker
Me- Pay attention to that comma

Jeff- U gay
Jeff- wut comma

Me-I kick u in da nutsp
Me- Serious

Jeff- Who is ths cuz u sound funny?????

Me- Mah
Me- Mah

Jeff- Wat?.....

Me- Dude, seriously. I kick u in d nutso
Me- It br
Me- It be the the one and only
Me- Fastguy

Jeff- For real who is ths....

Me- I slap your albino ass c4 tattoo bitch ass having shit around, for real

Jeff- Go to bed u sound slow.....i not a dude ima sexy ass bitch......knw tht alday.....bang bang oblock.....

Me- Cracker please, you make johnny winter look Kenyan

Jeff- Thts rite stop txtn me u nut.....mad face......

Me-Melissa said you whine like a little biznitch. She b right

Jeff- U must be bored cuz u look like octpus

Me- You so ugly, I stick yo face in dough and make gorilla cookies
Jeff- Im sendin the police ovr to ur house rite now......

Me-Bitch please, where you live, police ride three legged donkeys

Jeff- U so ugly wen u came out ur mamma the doctor stuck u back in.....
Jeff- Boy or watevr u is...... u smell like the zoo.......

Me- You so ugly, when you born,
Doctor ass raped you momma, just because.
Me- Serious

Jeff-Boy ur nose n lips so big u had to use ur lips as a pillw n ur nose as a cover......lmao

Me-You so white, doc I forget I'm drunk

Jeff- I can tell u a kid can u still wear dyppers......mammas boy

Me- Pxxuxucj.jcncmcmcjcjcjc
Me- Seriously

Jeff- Go find u sumthng els to do cuz obviouly u waisting my time..

Me-Orly? Was given this number by Jeff

Jeff- U so borin, ill sleep to tht.....n jimmy said get a life....an find u
some frends to play with tht is ur age......LHAO
Jeff- Ik who this is......u is a ass for txtn me.........Bye........trey if thts even ur real name.........


So, the next day, I message him through FB and asked if he changed his number. He then tells me he changed it in November and now some angry black chick has it.
Shit glad I haven't called or texted him for awhile.....is the last 4 #'s 2633?
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Old 09-05-2012, 9:28pm   #3
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Shit glad I haven't called or texted him for awhile.....is the last 4 #'s 2633?
NO! That is now angry black girl's number.
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lmfao, it's still funny.
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NO! That is now angry black girl's number.
Off to FB to get that tards new digits...
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Kind of relieved to know that only one of you texts like a teenager...maybe,
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NO! That is now angry black girl's number.
That would explain why I didn't get a text back from that mofo.

Now I feel bad about not drunk texting him the last time I was lit up.
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It's funny because it's racist!
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Cracker please, you make johnny winter look Kenyan
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It's funny because it's racist!
As Jeff said, "if i had gotten the texts, it would have been the exact same conversation"
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Poor Trey... he has no idea what's coming...
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As Jeff said, "if i had gotten the texts, it would have been the exact same conversation"
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Trey gonna get his ass beat.
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Best part is that radio and magazine people have told me about texts with her too! funny shit! I'm gonna text the fat bitch right now and ask her if I have any messages.
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