Here's a joke Pete K sent me today...

[WW7]

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According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in thebathroom.
That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and thenext day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal, Sister Paschal, decided that
something had to be done. She called all the girls to the
bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She
explained that all these lip prints were causing a major
problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every
night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little
princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to
clean the mirrors, Sister Paschal asked the maintenance man
to show the girls how
much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the
toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there
have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers..... and then there are educators !!!

[Frizlefrak]

Oh snap!

[socalman]

[PLRX]

Mr. T would have kissed it again.

[nypearson]

Good one.

[nypearson]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Mr. T would have kissed it again.

Oh snap!

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Thanks for the laugh!

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?"
The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?"

The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun, and he don't look too good."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water. He then pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink.It is then he notices that there isn't a breeze so he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him down.

Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey.

After a bit, a cowboy walks in and says, "Who's white horse is that outside?"

Slowly, the Lone Ranger turns around and says, "That is my horse; what is wrong with him now?"

"Nothing," replies the cowboy, "I just wanted to let you know that you left your Injun running."