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That's Verklempt! Ultra Orthodox Jews Cause Flight Delay, Refuse to Sit Near Women
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If you have a problem sitting next to a woman on a plane, maybe you should charter your own flight next time. |
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Jews, acting like muslims. The shame of it all.
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A Catholic priest, Peter Smit and a rabbi are seated next to one another on a plane. During the flight, the priest says, "Tell me, rabbi, is it still a requirement of the Jewish faith that you do not eat pork?" "That is the case, yes," says the rabbi. "But tell me, did you ever get tempted - did it ever appeal so much that you couldn't resist and decided to see what, say, bacon tasted like?" the priest goes on. "Yes, father, there was one occasion when, as a young man, the smell of bacon became too much of a temptation and I tasted it," the rabbi admits. "And how did you find it?" asks the priest. "Well, says the rabbi, "Since we are both men of God and being honest with one another, I must confess it was excellent. I enjoyed it very much. But I never ate it ever again."
The priest sits back, looking smug. Later during the flight, the rabbi says to the priest, "Tell me, father - is it still a requirement of your own faith that you do not have sexual intercourse?" "Why yes," says the priest, "That is indeed true." "But were you ever tempted, even once, to see what sexual intercourse is like?" the rabbi continues. "Well, as you were so honest with me, I must confess that indeed, once, when I was a young man, I did have sexual intercourse with a woman," the priest tells him. "Beats the hell out of a bacon sandwich, doesn't it?" says the rabbi. |
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This came from the Jewish Daily Forward, in early November:
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If they were acting like Muslims congress would call a special session and pass legislation that forces the airlines to accommodate them during flight. |
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The custom is they are not allowed to have any physical contact, if they were acting like Muslims they would treat women like their slaves and have no problem with physical contact, especially with non-Muslim women.
I don't necessarily understand this custom, but I'm not orthodox, can't even shake hands with an ultra orthodox Rabbi, mostly just a polite nod. |
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Now please do not get what I am saying wrong. I believe we all have the rights to believe and follow a deity's teachings but use your own common sense. Have your own personal relationship with your deity, don't let others dictate what you know as right and wrong. |
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The women should have dry humped them and stuck their middle finger in their faces when they got up to change seats.
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I don't get why no one would swap to be polite. If he'd asked me to switch seats because some woman's tits were touching him, I'd have no problem accommodating.
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The ultra orthodox folks should have bought extra tickets, to make sure their rows were "pure." |
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Put them in baggage with a parka and an oxygen mask. that should make them happy!
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