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Old 02-06-2020, 7:49pm   #1
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Default Why do we have non-Corvette owners here???

This is a Corvette Forum, damnit!!! But we have people like DAB who doesn't even own a Vette!!! His feckin' hobby is making sawdust! Has he ever felt the stream of hot motor oil run down his arm while trying to disassemble a car engine from underneath? Well, has he???

Sometimes I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! (Clark Griswold, Jr. couldn't have said it better himself!)

Folks, we are going to Hell in a handbasket without Corvette owners...even if a new one costs over $100,000. In ten years after that, though, they're worth...$25,000. Now, that's a deal! Hell, the tail lights alone are worth $3.00!

Back to my point: We need more Corvette owners here...before they all die of old age! Most of our members are approaching 90-years-old. See, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States. You need real teeth to drive a Vette! Or, I think you do....don't you???

Let's start killing...er, getting rid of...the old fogies without Vettes now! Ribbit!!!
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Woohoo! PUI!!!
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Well counselor, it appears that you may have a particular animus to our distinguished member from New Mexico. Granted he has taken a number of cracks at you over the years but I suspect they were all in good fun.

We still have plenty of Vette owners here (I drove mine to the liquor store today in fact). 🥃🥃🥃
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I haven't owned one since 2007.
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I can attest to have seen Steeb driving his C7 on the island
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Uhhh…………………………. I own Vette. My sixth one. My wife owns one also. Her second.
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I drive it off the island occasionally.
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Well counselor, it appears that you may have a particular animus to our distinguished member from New Mexico. Granted he has taken a number of cracks at you over the years but I suspect they were all in good fun.

We still have plenty of Vette owners here (I drove mine to the liquor store today in fact). 🥃🥃🥃
See? This is why! Corvette owners are drunks.
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See? This is why! Corvette owners are drunks.
And your problem with that is?
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Well counselor, it appears that you may have a particular animus to our distinguished member from New Mexico. Granted he has taken a number of cracks at you over the years but I suspect they were all in good fun.

We still have plenty of Vette owners here (I drove mine to the liquor store today in fact). 🥃🥃🥃
I have no animus with him or anyone. Isn't that illegal?
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Don't you drown?
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Don't you drown?
It has the uber-rare MC57BOAT option package. Water skiing behind a C7 is awesome - except for having to stare at the tail lights.
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Uhhh…………………………. I own Vette. My sixth one. My wife owns one also. Her second.
I have one too, was going to show it to everyone but I’ve decided not to
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I have no animus with him or anyone. Isn't that illegal?
Animal sex is illegal. Not to be confused with animus.

So how are your cats doing? Any more gin swillers since Annie or any street fighters like Tank?
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I'm on my 4th and 5th, and the 2020 will make 6. Owning all 3 at the same time, I can cover for 2 other non-vette forum content providers. Provide good content, be welcomed in my opinion.
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I'm on my 4th and 5th, and the 2020 will make 6. Owning all 3 at the same time, I can cover for 2 other non-vette forum content providers. Provide good content, be welcomed in my opinion.
I’ll need the keys to the 2020
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Keys?

You’re REALLY old, huh?
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Come to the track. You can take it for a spin.
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