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Old 01-30-2011, 9:40am   #1
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Barkley is laying here on the floor licking his ass. I mean,he looks like he getting in there and it sounds like :

a) somebody walking through mud
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b) somebody screwing a really loose chick
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Hope he dosn't give ya a big wet kiss after he's done
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Old 01-30-2011, 10:31am   #3
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Hope he dosn't give ya a big wet kiss after he's done
You and me both. At least he's moved on to his wanker.
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I always get a kick out of when people say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans???? All I know is I can't lick my arsehole or my junk!.......damn, hahaha!
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Barkley is laying here on the floor licking his ass. I mean,he looks like he getting in there and it sounds like :

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b) somebody screwing a really loose chick
I've got two dogs that do that. They've figured out they can do it loud enough to wake me up in the mornings too.
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You and me both. At least he's moved on to his wanker.
You say that like it's a good thing.





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I wouldn't lick my own ass, but if I could service the other side by myself..........
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I wouldn't lick my own ass but if I could service the other side by myself I most likely would.
An excellent point.
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An excellent point.
Damn you... now I'm going to have to suffer allegations of wrong "doing" by The monk and others
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Whatever became of him? Did he go back to the other side? Would that make him an expat?
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Old 01-30-2011, 12:52pm   #11
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That is the reason we have a no licking rule with our dog.
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Whatever became of him? Did he go back to the other side? Would that make him an expat?
Should be back today. He graced us with a one week self bannage
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That is the reason we have a no licking rule with our dog.
An the moment you leave the house the dog is reciting "There once was a dog from Nantucket...."
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Well at least it isn't bad breath from licking YOUR butthole.
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Old 01-30-2011, 3:39pm   #16
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If you have cats in the house that is usually another reason dog's breath can be so terrible. A lot of dogs just can't resist grabbing a crunchy from the litter box now and then.

WSe used to have a Samoyed who was always doing that
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You are just jealous cause you can't do that.
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Well at least it isn't bad breath from licking YOUR butthole.
Nope, but he does like to sneak up on me for a real close sniffing. It literally annoys the shit outta me.
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You are just jealous cause you can't do that.
I'm not jealous. I have no desire to lick his pooper or his weenie
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You would never leave the house!!!
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