Stupid dream

[Ryan Bell]

I dreamed I got a Porsche 911 Turbo PDK last night. Now that I woke up, how is today supposed to be good? :/ lol.

[Fastguy]

I dreamed I rode my motorcycle to work today in a snowstorm.
I don't have to work today and its not snowing out so I have no complaints.

[78SA]

I had a dream i was playing basketball and my team was me and 4 convicts. The warden told them to lose or they would never get out. The basketball was a can of Pringles.

[Cybercowboy]

Last night I dreamed that we were on vacation somewhere with my business parter and his wife and a few other friends. They had been given a key and a pager so they could go look at an apartment in the city they were thinking about buying. We all went over there and for whatever reason they had to leave and left me the key and pager. They had turned on all the TV's, stereos, oven, all the electronic stuff and I had to figure out how to turn them all off before I left. Then the other friends were still there and they were hungry and wanted to cook dinner there so the women started chopping things up and making a mess and I was trying to keep up with them so the mess wouldn't be noticeable.

Finally dinner was over and I spent a ridiculously long time cleaning everything because I promised to leave the place "right" for my business partner. I mean in my dream I was scrubbing the fcuking oven! It was like drudgery. Then, just as I'm finally leaving after checking the whole place over one more time, I walk out the door and there are four guys standing there just getting ready to come in the place. They challenged me to produce my "real estate license" and I said "I has these!" and hold out the key and pager thingy.

Then I woke up because they weren't buying it.

That was my dream. Thank you for listening.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Cybercowboy

Last night I dreamed.....

That was my dream. Thank you for listening.

Damn man, I bet you dream in color don't you?

btw, as I read your post, I thought I was reading penthouse forum...I was waiting for the titties

[Cybercowboy]

Originally Posted by LarsAtTheBeach

Damn man, I bet you dream in color don't you?

btw, as I read your post, I thought I was reading penthouse forum...I was waiting for the titties

Oh, in color for sure. I can even tell you the carpet, tile, and wood flooring in that apartment (white plush carpet, expensive Italian tile, glossy dark wood). Sometimes when a dream is that vivid I'll realize I'm dreaming (lucid dreaming) and try to take advantage of the situation. One of my best lucid dreams was when I was at a mall and realized it was a dream. There were hot women everywhere and I took full advantage of that situation, and didn't wake up for a long time.

[Aerovette]

The most depressing dream is one where you win the lottery and wake up to find it did not happen.

[pewter-FRC]

Originally Posted by aerovette

The most depressing dream is one where you win the lottery and wake up to find it did not happen.

or you dream your old lady finally gave in to buttsecks, and you wake up and youve been divorced for 4 years and the dogs in bed with you.

[99 pewtercoupe]

My wife dreams all the time. The problem is then she always has to tell me about every little detail of her dreams and they are not the interesting kind if you know what I mean. End up having to listen to 15 minutes of nonsense

[Fastguy]

Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe

My wife dreams all the time. The problem is then she always has to tell me about every little detail of her dreams and they are not the interesting kind if you know what I mean. End up having to listen to 15 minutes of nonsense

What is even better is when they are mad at you for something you did in their dream.

[78SA]

Originally Posted by pewter-FRC

or you dream your old lady finally gave in to buttsecks, and you wake up and youve been divorced for 4 years and the dogs in bed with you.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by Fastguy

What is even better is when they are mad at you for something you did in their dream.

BTDT...one time she dreamed I had left her and she was upset/POd for like three days

[pewter-FRC]

Originally Posted by Fastguy

What is even better is when they are mad at you for something you did in their dream.

seriously honey, i didnt really bang your sister and your mom





at the same time

[Fastguy]

Originally Posted by pewter-FRC

seriously honey, i didnt really bang your sister and your mom





at the same time

While dressed like a Viking, riding on top of a cheese feuled triple axle Pumpkin stagecoach.

[Cybercowboy]

Originally Posted by Fastguy

While dressed like a Viking, riding on top of a cheese feuled triple axle Pumpkin stagecoach.