Speaking of HOA's...

[...Whitepower...]

Got an offer in on another place that i'll likely get. Bank and I are $5k away on price and we're working that out now. This will be my second house in this hood. My first one did well back in 2012.

Anyway I reached out to the HOA to make sure there are no surprises in what's owed in terms of back dues even though technically the Fannie Mae being the seller will be responsible for paying them. Reason why I did this is because previously the other treasurer for the HOA was cool and got the big picture and waived all fees for me as I was doing the neighborhood a service by renovating the property, helping with curb appeal and values, and getting a new homeowner in who would actually pay their annual dues..

Here's my response from the woman that is now currently the treasurer that my email was forwarded on to. Keep in mind this is my first ever contact with her. No prior emails or calls.

Mr. Wicked Awesome RE Investor,



Mr Nice Treasurer who had a decent head on his shoulders and got the big picture no longer the treasurer of the XXX HOA. Please use the generic email of



[email protected]



to reach the appropriate person regarding XXX matters.



The property at XXXXX Road is a member of the XXX Homeowners & Recreation Association. The 2015 dues have NOT been paid. There will also be $150 new owner transfer fee and closing document preparation fee. Plus there is a small admin fee balance on the account.



The XXX does NOT waive annual dues payments. All members of the HOA are legal bound to pay the annual assessment; it is not optional.



Please have the closing attorneys/agent contact me MS BITCH at [email protected] for all closing documents.



INFORMATION IN THIS EMAIL IS NOT A LEGAL BINDING CLOSING STATEMENT OR LETTER. YOU MUST REQUEST OFFICAL CLOSING DOCUMENTS FROM THE FHHRA.



Thank you,

Miss Bitch

Treasurer,

Is the caps and tone really necessary?

[Blademaker]

Dear Bitch,

Go f*ck yourself.

Sincerely,

Mr. Wicked Awesome RE Investor

[...Whitepower...]

Originally Posted by Blademaker

Dear Bitch,

Go f*ck yourself.

Sincerely,

Mr. Wicked Awesome RE Investor

I'm just not responding or contacting her at all. I'll let it get dealtwith by the attorneys but at the same time I wont be in any rush to get this all expedited.

Fannie Mae will pay the prorated amount for the first month or two until I close then i'll pay for the remainder of the year at closing and then i'll get credited back eight months or so that's left when I sell. I'll get stuck with the transfer fee too but whatever..


BTW the last house I did there..

[...Whitepower...]

Additionally is the property the member of the association or the individuals that own/occupy the residence? I may need to look at the covenants to see if I can opt out just to say FU to this chick.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by ...Whitepower...

Got an offer in on another place that i'll likely get. Bank and I are $5k away on price and we're working that out now. This will be my second house in this hood. My first one did well back in 2012.

Anyway I reached out to the HOA to make sure there are no surprises in what's owed in terms of back dues even though technically the Fannie Mae being the seller will be responsible for paying them. Reason why I did this is because previously the other treasurer for the HOA was cool and got the big picture and waived all fees for me as I was doing the neighborhood a service by renovating the property, helping with curb appeal and values, and getting a new homeowner in who would actually pay their annual dues..

Here's my response from the woman that is now currently the treasurer that my email was forwarded on to. Keep in mind this is my first ever contact with her. No prior emails or calls.



Is the caps and tone really necessary?

I received your latest communication and it seemed a bit ambiguous. What was the intended message? Are you inviting me to run for Treasurer? It states that members of the HOA are legally bound to pay the assessment. I have not yet accepted the invitation to be Treasurer so I am not sure this applies to me.

Thank you

[boracayjohnny]

Originally Posted by aerovette

I received your latest communication and it seemed a bit ambiguous. What was the intended message? Are you inviting me to run for Treasurer? It states that members of the HOA are legally bound to pay the assessment. I have not yet accepted the invitation to be Treasurer so I am not sure this applies to me.

Thank you

People do seem to get what they give, right!?

[island14]

Dear C'unt.....

[island14]

C'unt needs cat facts...

[DAB]

dear ms. whiney,

after careful consideration, and after spending a shit load of my own personal money, i have decided not to mess with the crappiest hovel in your little fiefdom, so it will languish for a bit more, and no dues will get paid into your treasury....

love,

whitepower

[Craig]

How about: Waive the fees or I'm painting it purple.

[...Whitepower...]

Originally Posted by Craig

How about: Waive the fees or I'm painting it purple.

[Cybercowboy]

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And I bet [email protected] would love to be on a few choice midget amputee bi-racial water sports pr0n mailing lists.

[boracayjohnny]

This thread:

[DAB]

She needs some sparkles to brighten her day!

[mrvette]

Originally Posted by Craig

How about: Waive the fees or I'm painting it purple.

Originally Posted by ...Whitepower...

With PINK POLKA DOTS......which was my favorite/only reply for DECADES when customers asked about interior wall colors, I would demure twice saying it's not my house, then come out with the humor and get a good laugh, to change the topic/thrust of the conversation.....

[Grey Ghost]

Ask her to copy her mom in on the emails. Wouldn't it be just like awesome and wicked to have two adults in the conversation? Like wow OMG Totally

[Blademaker]

Originally Posted by Craig

How about: Waive the fees or I'm painting it purple.

And renting it out to messicans.........20 of them............

[Craig]

Originally Posted by Blademaker

And renting it out to messicans.........20 of them............

All recovering from ebola...

[DAB]

true story:

years ago in Gaithersburg, MD there was a realtor who bought a house in the downtown 'historic' district and wanted to paint it some nice color, i'm thinking like a lemon yellow, nothing loud, it would have looked nice. but NOOOO...the commission in charge said it wasn't an approved color, only approved colors are approved. among the approved colors that were approved were Red, White, and Blue.

ok, challenge accepted.

she painted it red, white, and blue. in horizontal bands, each row of siding being a different color. of course it looked hideous, but it compiled with the letter of the law. it stayed like that for years until they relented and she finally got to paint it the color she wanted all along.

children....

[DAB]

or,

how about a 1/2 house for un-wed mothers and convicts.....