Toilet python bites man's johnson

[Vandelay Industries]

Man bitten 'in genital area' by neighbor's escaped python in toilet in Austria

BERLIN (AP) — A man in Austria was bitten by a 1.6-meter (5 1/4-foot) python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said.

The reptile, which apparently escaped from a neighbor's apartment and may have slithered through the drains, was cleaned and handed back to its owner.

The 65-year-old victim “felt a ‘nip’ in the genital area” shortly after sitting on the toilet at home in Graz just after 6 a.m., according to a statement from police in Styria province. He then looked into the toilet and discovered the albino reticulated python.

The snake apparently had escaped unnoticed from the apartment of the man's 24-year-old neighbor. It wasn't immediately possible to figure out how it escaped and how it got into the toilet, but police said it may have made its way through the drains.

A reptile expert was called to retrieve the snake, which was returned to his owner. Police said the younger man kept 11 non-venomous constrictor snakes and a gecko in his apartment, in terrariums and drawers. He faces an investigation on suspicion of causing bodily harm by negligence.

The victim sustained only minor injuries, police said.

[Rikki Z-06]

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[Vandelay Industries]

I don't think I'd call a snake bitten dick a "minor injury"

[z06psi]

Austria is the second most beautiful place on this earth.

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[Anjdog2003]

An Anaconda couldn't get his mouth around my Johnson. It would choke that 25 ft snake.

[ZipZap]

That would have been freaking albino python sausage, and I would have done a great video for the owner of the catching, skinning, grinding and stuffing. Biting my goods without consent is no bueno.

[ZipZap]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

An Anaconda couldn't get his mouth around my Johnson. It would choke that 25 ft snake.

Yep. They can only eat fresh food. Nothing rotted