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Old 01-16-2020, 11:06am   #21
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I thought Pron was a large shrimp?
4 inches is not considered "large"
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Old 01-16-2020, 11:13am   #22
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So you're married and you watch porn? Seems weird to me.

But I guess you'll be doing it a lot more now.
My marriage was WHY I watched porn

Crazy time ended about 24 hours after "I do"

" I do" became "I don't anymore"
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Old 01-16-2020, 11:19am   #23
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My marriage was WHY I watched porn

Crazy time ended about 24 hours after "I do"

" I do" became "I don't anymore"
it is sad it comes to that huh?
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Crazy time ended about 24 hours after "I do"

" I do" became "I don't anymore"

Sounds like my 2nd marriage. Like flicking off a switch.


Current situation is much much much better.
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Sounds like my 2nd marriage. Like flicking off a switch.


Current situation is much much much better.
Don't test that theory by putting a ring on it.
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I have been told there are a lot of other such activities grosser than that.
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Old 01-16-2020, 1:26pm   #27
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Certain foods can cause women to lose their sex drive. Number one on the list is known as Wedding Cake.
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Old 01-16-2020, 1:54pm   #28
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My marriage was WHY I watched porn

Crazy time ended about 24 hours after "I do"

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Sounds like my 2nd marriage. Like flicking off a switch.
How about "I'm a mommy now. Mommy's don't do that sort of thing".
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Old 01-16-2020, 2:03pm   #29
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How about "I'm a mommy now. Mommy's don't do that sort of thing".
I heard something similar to that.
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Old 01-16-2020, 3:54pm   #30
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For the one or two of you out there who watch pr0n occasionally, have you noticed a recent trend where the BJs involve the girl spitting on the man's penis? Who the hell wants to see that? I find it kinda disgusting. Not disgusting enough to stop me from watching pr0n, but still I would do just fine without seeing that.

How about you?
Occasionally? Nope. That is not me. Daily every time I am at a computer, on the phone have the Tv on...
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Old 01-16-2020, 3:56pm   #31
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Well I have to agree but you're still getting your ding ding suked so there is that!
He's watching a video of somebody else getting his ding ding sucked.
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Old 01-16-2020, 4:17pm   #32
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He's watching a video of somebody else getting his ding ding sucked.
Like I said above, if he'd stop watching the gay porn, he wouldn't be having his current problems.
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Like I said above, if he'd stop watching the gay porn, he wouldn't be having his current problems.
What exactly is gay about a woman performing fellatio on a man?
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So. Much. Vanilla.
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If that's the worst you've seen in porn, you're in the Mr Roger's Neighborhood level of porn.
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Don't test that theory by putting a ring on it.

I guess it can go both ways because for the longest time she would always tell me that she didn't want to get married because "Married men hate their wives".
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What exactly is gay about a woman performing fellatio on a man?
Nothing.

What exactly is straight about a man watching another man getting his dick sucked?
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Nothing.

What exactly is straight about a man watching another man getting his dick sucked?
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If that's the worst you've seen in porn, you're in the Mr Roger's Neighborhood level of porn.
I'm not a jaded sicko like some people - the basics get me off just fine.
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Nothing.

What exactly is straight about a man watching another man getting his dick sucked?
Now you're changing the narrative and moving the goalposts. I'm reporting you to UD.
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