How to tell if people are Liberals or Conservatives...

[lspencer534]

Liberals always want instant gratification no matter how much they lose! Candy bar: $1.00. Siver bar: $170.00.

People Choose Free Candy Bar over Free 10 oz Silver Bar (Worth $150) in Experiment - YouTube

[snide]

I'll take the silver.

[Craig]

I've found that a key difference is that, a Conservative sees a problem and thinks, "what can I do to fix that?" A Liberal sees a problem and thinks, "what can I make someone else do to fix that?"

[Mike Mercury]

Originally Posted by Craig

I've found that a key difference is that, a Conservative sees a problem and thinks, "what can I do to fix that?" A Liberal sees a problem and thinks, "what can I make someone else do to fix that?"

could also be:

A Liberal sees a problem and thinks, "how can I fool everyone into believing that socialism is the only way to fix it?"

[DAB]

i'll take the silver and have my jeweler make one hella ring out of it.

[_Nomad_]

Originally Posted by Craig

I've found that a key difference is that, a Conservative sees a problem and thinks, "what can I do to fix that?" A Liberal sees a problem and thinks, "what can I make someone else do to fix that?"

A liberal says, "The government should fix that."

I say, "Gimme dat silver!"

[ApexOversteer]

"This guy can't possibly be offering me 10oz worth of silver for free, if I take that he's going to somehow embarrass me on camera."

They're not making a financial decision, they're making a trust determination. Personally, I'd make the other choice, because I don't trust food offered to me unsolicited in the street.

[ApexOversteer]

Conservatives...

lions roaring in cage at Berlin Zoo, Febuary 2012 - YouTube

Liberals...

Daffy Duck - Crazy Laugh - Woo Hoo.wmv - YouTube

Useless noise...

[onedef92]

My Dad always said, "a liberal's just a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet."

[Fasglas]

I'll take the silver, thank you.

5/31 - 10 oz RMC - $169.60

[OddBall]

Now if some guy stopped you on the street and offered you a chocolate bar or a silver bar, wouldn't you be callin' the cops?

Nobody gives away candy and bank, unless they got some sort if scheme going on, or they're a perv.

[Mike Mercury]

[Sneaks]

Originally Posted by OddBall

Now if some guy stopped you on the street and offered you a chocolate bar or a silver bar, wouldn't you be callin' the cops?

Nobody gives away candy and bank, unless they got some sort if scheme going on, or they're a perv.

Only missing a dark van and candy.