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Old 08-20-2019, 12:21pm   #1
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I told the vet I was trying to get my rooster to lift weights. She told me if my cock got any bigger, it would be dangerous.

I still don't know if we were talking about the same thing.


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Wife comes back from the gynecologist and says to her husband:
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This kid at my nephew's birthday party shit his pants and had to go home early.

I'm seriously considering this option

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Bob Nelson has a couple other good routines. Jiffy Jeff boxing and the College football teams.
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