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Old 10-23-2012, 10:03am   #61
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So much for your 'Do not enter" tramp stamp.
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Lightweight. You'd never make it through a real, liquid-only fast!
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Home and everything clean. Feeling like Shit. Pretty bad cramps, they say due to the gas to pump me up so they can see. Been farting quite a bit and it seems to be lightning up.

Not quite ready for the whataburger I wanted. Gonna start with a bit of ramen.

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Home and everything clean. Feeling like Shit. Pretty bad cramps, they say due to the gas to pump me up so they can see. Been farting quite a bit and it seems to be lightning up.

Not quite ready for the whataburger I wanted. Gonna start with a bit of ramen.

Thanks for the well wishes.


Good to hear.
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Home and everything clean. Feeling like Shit. Pretty bad cramps, they say due to the gas to pump me up so they can see. Been farting quite a bit and it seems to be lightning up.

Not quite ready for the whataburger I wanted. Gonna start with a bit of ramen.

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Everyone has a different tolerance to the procedure. I felt great right afterwards, hungry and rarin' to go. Your sickness won't last long. Glad you survived! Uh...did they find anything?
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nurse in recovery said they found nothing. Unless there was something they weren't telling him.
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Good luck on the results!
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nurse in recovery said they found nothing. Unless there was something they weren't telling him.
Male nurse? Maybe there's something they're not telling you.
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Glad everything worked out...
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Old 10-23-2012, 5:35pm   #72
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Do you feel....well.........violated?
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Do you feel....well.........violated?
When I had mine, I didn't feel violated, but I found it disturbing that so many nurses and a doctor delighted in talking about my azzhole contents. "Your colon looked great!" was unusual to hear, as was, "Good job on cleansing! Clean as a whistle!".
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Old 10-23-2012, 6:04pm   #74
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When I had mine, I didn't feel violated, but I found it disturbing that so many nurses and a doctor delighted in talking about my azzhole contents. "Your colon looked great!" was unusual to hear, as was, "Good job on cleansing! Clean as a whistle!".
Apparently they didn't expect to have such a perfect asshiole in da house....
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No, don't feel violated at all, but Damn I'm still cramping like a son of a bitch. Very uncomfortable.
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No, don't feel violated at all, but Damn I'm still cramping like a son of a bitch. Very uncomfortable.
You and Yamma have a lot in common today....
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Old 10-23-2012, 8:12pm   #77
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You and Yamma have a lot in common today....
if this is anything like what they feel monthly, I have a whole new respect.
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Old 10-23-2012, 8:39pm   #78
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So the contractions have started.
Think it's an elephant, the trunk is out.
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Sleep close to the bathroom.
My FIL, who'se 86 now, has had numerous scopes with no problems whatsoever.

Apparently, once past 85, the ole' spincter ain't quite what it used to be.
He never made it out of his recliner.
Nice little steam on his way to the john 15 feet away.
Gramma was busy last Thursday.
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My FIL, who'se 86 now, has had numerous scopes with no problems whatsoever.

Apparently, once past 85, the ole' spincter ain't quite what it used to be.
He never made it out of his recliner.
Nice little steam on his way to the john 15 feet away.
Gramma was busy last Thursday.
I did that once when I was 12 delivering newspapers.
The faster I ran, then walked to get back to the house the worse it became.
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