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Friends for dinner......
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
They agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street. 10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. They agree to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys. 10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids. 10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns. 10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol. 10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good, happy hour was cheap and the restaurant had an early bird special. 10 years later, the group of 75-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible and had an elevator.. 10 years later, the group of 85-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because it sounded nice and they had never been there before. |
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I want my click back....
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No man that is a funny damm joke
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cliffs?
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