An important message from Delta Airlines

[Bill]

[LATB]

**** Delta and FJB

[IrishSpuds]

**** delta. I will put up with United’s shitty food as they don’t yet glorify this bullshit

[slewfoot]

I fly Southwest.

[Unsuspicious]

Yep, never going to fly Delta again.

[slewfoot]

Will they force all "white" people to sit in the back of the plane?

[Vandelay Industries]

That's the reason I don't fly on Spirit.


















Well, that plus about 1458 other reasons.

[ratflinger]

Delta miles are so useless anymore that a couple more trips to Europe will kill all I have. You can't get system-wide upgrades except as Diamond, that kind of makes my Lifetime Platinum useless.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by IrishSpuds

**** delta. I will put up with United’s shitty food as they don’t yet glorify this bullshit

https://www.united.com/ual/en/us/fly...in-action.html

[Aerovette]

I consider this reparations, and paid in full.

[Bill]

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-boei...hroom-together

New Boeing Features Larger Lavatories So All-Female Crews Can Go To Bathroom Together
Tech · Jan 12, 2024


ARLINGTON, VA — In an announcement that comes on the heels of history-making achievements in flight crew diversity, aerospace giant Boeing has revealed its new aircraft features larger lavatories so all-female crews can go to the bathroom together.

Similar to the celebration of aircraft manned by an all-female crew, the announcement of extra-large bathrooms aboard the new airplanes was hailed as an enormous step forward that will allow these female flight crews to continue the time-honored-yet-mysterious tradition of women traveling to the bathroom in groups.

"Our groundbreaking female crew members have spoken, and we have heard them," said Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun. "Never again shall any female member of our flight crews worry about having to go to the lavatory alone. Why do women do that? I have no idea, but they'll now be able to do it on board our new aircraft."

When reached for comment, a female airline pilot expressed excitement over the decision. "We just keep making history every day it seems," said Captain Nancy Green. "You men will never understand why we all go to the bathroom in groups, but the fact that Boeing has made it possible to do it 35,000 feet above the ground is truly an amazing milestone."

At publishing time, the initial flight of the new Boeing model resulted in unexpected controversy due to calls from terrified passengers after the all-female flight crew left the plane unattended mid-flight to all go to the bathroom together.

[zsr22]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

That's the reason I don't fly on Spirit.

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Well, that plus about 1458 other reasons.

"Yo, check dis shit out. It's called WorldStarHipHop."


"What a neat website DeAndre. Thank you for sharing it with us."

[Bill]

Originally Posted by zsr22

"Yo, check dis shit out. It's called WorldStarHipHop."


"What a neat website DeAndre. Thank you for sharing it with us."

[O6ama]Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House on the plane?[O6ama]

[Blademaker]

Older White, conservative males that are straight, gunowners, and are Christians is the new black.
Change my mind.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Blademaker

Older White, conservative males that are straight, gunowners, and are Christians is the new black.
Change my mind.

good. where are my reparations?

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Blademaker

Older White, conservative males that are straight, gunowners, and are Christians is the new black.
Change my mind.

White employees of these companies, and especially rejected White applicants to those companies, need to start suing the shit out of them for workplace discrimination, racial AND viewpoint discrimination.

I don't know why ambulance chasing lawyers, the kind that sued the shit out of the tobacco companies, don't jury shop and recruit plaintiffs for a cascade of lawsuits. Obviously, the EEOC should be taking the lead on this, but they're in on the discrimination against White Christian straight people, especially White, Christian normal men. Fox guarding the hen house level corruption.

[jw38]

I'm assuming that "Nigga" should also be capitalized.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Blademaker

Older White, conservative males that are straight, gunowners, and are Christians is the new black.
Change my mind.

Here’s the upside:
We are white…conservative…male…straight…gun owners…and Christian.
And they are not.
Fukkem.

[ft laud mike]

Originally Posted by jw38

I'm assuming that "Nigga" should also be capitalized.

only if it ends in "er"

[Bill]

Originally Posted by jw38

I'm assuming that "Nigga" should also be capitalized.

My rule is, I exclusively write the "hard R" form, but only when I'm quoting someone else, and no, it's not capitalized.

Since the 'AP styleguide' deciding to change the English language to capitalize black when referring to race, I started using my own 'style guide' to capitalize White when referring to race, while leaving all the rest of the capitalization rules intact.

I mean, if we're just going to do our own thing in this country, I'll start and end sentences with prepositions, and whatever else feels good. Amirite, y'all?