Scissors apparently has a pet Walrus..

[...Whitepower...]

Walrus sucks own dick - YouTube

[ConstantChange]

Show off!

[Jeff '79]

Damn...
If I could do that, I prolly wouldn't be married right now.

[Bill]

Now THIS is the kind of thread we need around here! Nobody screw it up, please.

[DukeAllen]

If this doesn't bring the ladies back, nothing will!

[Jeff '79]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

If this doesn't bring the ladies back, nothing will!

You know the're learning from that click.

[Blademaker]

ODE TO AN OOSIK

Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun
and the story books are full,
But the strangest tale concerns the male
magnificent walrus bull!

I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.

Look once again, take a second look - then
you'll see he's not ugly or vile -
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin -
and the eyes have a sly secret smile.

How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance - the Oosik!

"Oosik" you say - and quite well you may,
I'll explain if you keep it between us,
in the simplest truth, though rather uncouth,
Oosik is, in fact, his penis!

Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking -
it is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!

This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?

Added to this, is a smile you might miss -
Though the bull is entitled to bow -
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!

(by: Unknown)

Disclaimer: The only reason I know this is because I have used Oosic for knife handles in the past.

[sanchez]

I don't get the idea of trying to smoke your own hog. Even if you get there your grand prize is a dick in the mouth. You can't pretend it's anything else.

[snide]

Shot this short clip a few years back...

Sea otter - YouTube

[xXBUDXx]

When I do that, I've learned to stay out of the pool.

[...Whitepower...]

Originally Posted by sanchez

I don't get the idea of trying to smoke your own hog. Even if you get there your grand prize is a dick in the mouth. You can't pretend it's anything else.

[...Whitepower...]

Originally Posted by xXBUDXx

When I do that, I've learned to stay out of the pool.

I'm impressed with your bum hip and all.

[xXBUDXx]

Originally Posted by ...Whitepower...

I'm impressed with your bum hip and all.

I've got skills.

[Blademaker]

Originally Posted by sanchez

I don't get the idea of trying to smoke your own hog. Even if you get there your grand prize is a dick in the mouth. You can't pretend it's anything else.