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WOMAN CLAIMS SHE IS IN A ‘SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP’ WITH BIGFOOT...
Nancy Hoggert told Big Foot Tracker that she and the infamous bigfoot have been in a sexual relationship since 2008 and are “trying to start a family.”
“Bigfoot was standing there eating all the buds off my plants,” Hoggert said. “At first I wanted to run cause he’s very scary, but I thought he might eat all of my marijuana plants and that’s how I used to make a living. I pointed my shotgun at him and he put up his hands, scared.” “That’s when I looked down and noticed he had a huge erection between his legs. I hadn’t gotten any in a while and well, from there, it somehow turned into an adult movie. I don’t know if he started it or I did. He did me from behind, which felt great.” Hoggert said they’re trying for a baby, with no luck thus far, but she is confident it will happen even though she is 52. “Once I’m pregnant, Bigfoot, or John as I call him, and I are going to settle down and live a quiet domesticated life in my house. He loves living in the forest, but I’m sick of the long-distance relationship. I have to commute for three hours to be with my man. It’s getting old and gas is expensive.” Woman claims she is in a ‘Sexual Relationship’ with Bigfoot | MORON Hoggert also said she’s going to legally change her last name to Nancy Bigfoot. |
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I opened this expecting to see another Caitlyn Jenner thread...
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She's hot in a Betty Crocker kinda way.
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Once you go Bigfoot. You never go back.
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Must have been smoken to much of her weed.
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Sounds legit.
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She needs to put the joint down long enough to figure out it's just a furrie.
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You know what they say about big feet.
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Next big thing out of Japan.......Bigfoot porn
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If they get married she gets to be the first lady's SIL.
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She's been messin' with Sasquatch!
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Either she walks with a severe limp or BS.
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