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Old 01-13-2025, 11:53pm   #1
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Default Kewl Fiddy went 40 years back in time tonight

I usually go out most nights to hang out because I’m bored.

Tonight, I went to a tavern near my house that I have never been to before and it’s been there for like 40 years.


It’s a Monday night and I walk through the doors, and I immediately smell cigarette smoke and a live terrible band.

I sit down at the bar and see an ash tray in front of every stool.

Looking around I see the type of people you would see at a bar on Monday night.
Old men with white beards drinking shots and beers.

The gangly bartender is about 6’3” and maybe 110lbs.


After midnight the live music got really good.

I yelled out “Freebird”, but they didn’t play it.


Tonight was a good night!
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I usually go out most nights to hang out because I’m bored.

Tonight, I went to a tavern near my house that I have never been to before and it’s been there for like 40 years.


It’s a Monday night and I walk through the doors, and I immediately smell cigarette smoke and a live terrible band.

I sit down at the bar and see an ash tray in front of every stool.

Looking around I see the type of people you would see at a bar on Monday night.
Old men with white beards drinking shots and beers.

The gangly bartender is about 6’3” and maybe 110lbs.


After midnight the live music got really good.

I yelled out “Freebird”, but they didn’t play it.


Tonight was a good night!
So you left
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Old 01-14-2025, 12:25am   #3
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sounds fun
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Old 01-14-2025, 1:30am   #4
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Smelled fags and stayed hmm
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After a fifth of whiskey every live band sounds good.

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Old 01-14-2025, 7:27am   #7
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What's "Freebird"??

You mean Ann Murray's "Snowbird?"

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What's "Freebird"??
He tried buying one of the guys a drink & was given this free bird....



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What did the pisser ceiling look like?
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I usually go out most nights to hang out because I’m bored.

Tonight, I went to a tavern near my house that I have never been to before and it’s been there for like 40 years.


It’s a Monday night and I walk through the doors, and I immediately smell cigarette smoke and a live terrible band.

I sit down at the bar and see an ash tray in front of every stool.

Looking around I see the type of people you would see at a bar on Monday night.
Old men with white beards drinking shots and beers.

The gangly bartender is about 6’3” and maybe 110lbs.


After midnight the live music got really good.

I yelled out “Freebird”, but they didn’t play it.


Tonight was a good night!
Here I thought our county was the last place on earth that still allows indoor smoking.
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Here I thought our county was the last place on earth that still allows indoor smoking.
I won't go to the local VFW or Fleet Reserve Association bars because of this. Granted, I have no sense of smell, but know every time I walk in those places, I come out smelling like an ash tray and feeling dirtier than one of knooger's used rubbers
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Old 01-14-2025, 8:34am   #12
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I usually go out most nights to hang out because I’m bored.

Tonight, I went to a tavern near my house that I have never been to before and it’s been there for like 40 years.


It’s a Monday night and I walk through the doors, and I immediately smell cigarette smoke and a live terrible band.

I sit down at the bar and see an ash tray in front of every stool.

Looking around I see the type of people you would see at a bar on Monday night.
Old men with white beards drinking shots and beers.

The gangly bartender is about 6’3” and maybe 110lbs.


After midnight the live music got really good.

I yelled out “Freebird”, but they didn’t play it.


Tonight was a good night!
You know it's bad when you can actually SMELL the band. Bunch of dirty hippies. Probably smelled of patchouli oil and B.O.
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You know it's bad when you can actually SMELL the band. Bunch of dirty hippies. Probably smelled of patchouli oil and B.O.
don't forget the stench of mediocrity.
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After midnight the live music got really good.

I yelled out “Freebird”, but they didn’t play it.


Tonight was a good night!

Ahhhh, the good old days!!
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Old 01-14-2025, 9:03am   #15
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Any skanky waitresses wearing t-shirts that say "Next?"
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Never, Ever visit a bar unless:

1) the band can play Freebird AND Simple Man
2) chicken wire surronds the band
3) shitter in men's room is clogged
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1) the band can play Freebird AND Simple Man
2) chicken wire surronds the band
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You know it's bad when you can actually SMELL the band. Bunch of dirty hippies.
Radio at Random smells like flatulence...
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Radio at Random smells like flatulence...
My side of the stage wreaked of beer and cigarettes at the time. The rest of the stage wreaked of weed....lot's of it.
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Radio at Random smells like flatulence...
Damn. I know you save every pic everyone posts but you must have a yellow notepad too
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