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Old 08-01-2021, 9:25am   #1
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Default Breaking Bad (wind): Little Johnny in the classroom....

Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!

He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.

He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”

“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny

The principle asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”

“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

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Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!

He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.

He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”

“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny

The principle asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”

“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

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Little Johnny is the OP?
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I have done this before....also in Sunday School
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This would explain why you are going to Hell
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Old 08-02-2021, 8:38am   #8
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This would explain why you are going to Hell
Just that? that would be kinda overboard punishment for a fart when you know the angels do it and start flapping their wings around each other.
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