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Old 08-10-2011, 6:14pm   #1
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I pay for a reserved parking place at the hotel parking garage that is practically next door to my office. The space is protected from other parkers by concrete pillars on either side of my car. When the hotel gets full, they move the traffic cone from my place and let their guests park there.

It happened again today, so I barged into the hotel manager's office and expressed my displeasure. He offered some bullshit in his defense, so I told him, "Parking spaces aren't like puzzy: You can't sell it and still have it!"

We'll see.
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I would love to see you in court some day if you use the same wit there as here.
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Old 08-10-2011, 6:28pm   #3
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The lesson I get is your getting ****ed........

No reach around or cash in your hand >You <Hotel Manager
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I thought this was going to be about prostitues. How about being a little more careful with your title choices in the future?


Such bullshit.
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Park around the block and quit yer bitchin!!!!!
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Old 08-10-2011, 6:42pm   #6
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Park in their valet drive-up
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Old 08-10-2011, 6:44pm   #7
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maybe he's got some barfly puzzy he could comp ya.
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Park in their valet drive-up
This. You pay for a parking spot and then they give it away when they're busy? I suppose the manager would get pissed if you ordered a hamburger but took a steak. Douchebaggalo.
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Park in their valet drive-up
That's the odd thing about it. I've done that, even parked in the check-in space at the front, even at their back door so that traffic had to go around me. They're slow on the uptake, I guess.
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I thought this was going to be about prostitues. How about being a little more careful with your title choices in the future?


Such bullshit.
Please accept this cake as an apology.
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The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
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The cake is a lie
Eat me.
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I would love to see you in court some day if you use the same wit there as here.
Thank you, ma'am. I don't wanna brag, but I did this just the other day: Plaintiff's lawyer had made his closing argument to the jury. I got up and started pointing out the inconclusiveness of the plaintiff's evidence. I ended by saying this: "Remember, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks." I stood there for a few moments longer, and I saw several people on the jury begin to nod their heads.

At this point, the plaintiff's lawyer lost it. He jumped up and said, "Your Honor! What the hell does that mean?!? That's garbage!". He got fined for swearing in Court...and he lost.
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Can I retain you for barn bucks??

Good job. Did your client do it?? Doesn't matter. Jury has spoken.
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Good job. Did your client do it?? Doesn't matter. Jury has spoken.
All my clients are innocent, I tell you!
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All my clients are innocent, I tell you!
What's the fine for being a potty mouth??
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@ Spence's closing.....
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What's the fine for being a potty mouth??
As long as it's payable in BBs, and as long as there are generous peeps like you....
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As long as it's payable in BBs, and as long as there are generous peeps like you....
What was the prosecutor's fine??
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