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Old 08-09-2011, 10:58am   #61
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I can hit a beautiful drive and follow it up later with a horrible slice or hook with what feels to me like the exact same swing.
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:01am   #62
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I can fuk up a sure thing .
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Juggle.

Make fart noises palm-to-eye and palm-to-ear.

Hold a can of beer (empty or full) upside down using only my flat palm.
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:30am   #64
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Can you do a deep knee bend on one leg? Sirius.
When you drop for the one legged knee bend are you able to keep your heel on the floor?

I don't have the ankle flexibility.

Pure strength can overcome the lack of flexibility, but if you are flexible enough to keep your heel on the floor that move becomes a lot easier.

I have, in the past, been able to do it, but I no longer have the strength in my legs.
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:50am   #65
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Nothing. I'm boring.
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:58am   #66
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Now THAT is impressive! I can't even crawl in 4" heels!!!
doesn't hurt if you have a 36" inseam
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Old 08-09-2011, 12:32pm   #67
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Maybe but I'm TYPING WITH MY PENIS!
Those blackberry keys are really small.
So I guess what you are saying is that your penis doubles as a stylus?

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doesn't hurt if you have a 36" inseam
Scott
1) you know this, how?
B. I would think my 30" inseam would give me a better center of gravity.
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When you drop for the one legged knee bend are you able to keep your heel on the floor?

I don't have the ankle flexibility.

Pure strength can overcome the lack of flexibility, but if you are flexible enough to keep your heel on the floor that move becomes a lot easier.

I have, in the past, been able to do it, but I no longer have the strength in my legs.
I don't see anyone could do it without keeping the heel on the floor. My main problem in doing it is keeping my balance while doing it; not having your heel on the floor just makes you more wobbly. I guess my "secret" is the flexibility, 'cause I don't consider myself super-strong in my legs.
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Old 08-09-2011, 12:49pm   #71
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I'm gonna go ahead and give you the clap.
Uh, not sure how to take this...
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Old 08-09-2011, 12:55pm   #72
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I don't see anyone could do it without keeping the heel on the floor. My main problem in doing it is keeping my balance while doing it; not having your heel on the floor just makes you more wobbly. I guess my "secret" is the flexibility, 'cause I don't consider myself super-strong in my legs.
Balance definitely becomes an issue doing it on the ball of your foot, but it is possible.
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Old 08-09-2011, 1:06pm   #73
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1) you know this, how?
B. I would think my 30" inseam would give me a better center of gravity.
I was commenting on Colleen's long legs.
1. I often outrun shorter legged girls in heels.
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Old 08-09-2011, 1:28pm   #74
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I was commenting on Colleen's long legs.
1. I often outrun shorter legged girls in heels.
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Old 08-09-2011, 1:46pm   #75
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Balance definitely becomes an issue doing it on the ball of your foot, but it is possible.
I think I'll keep my skill level where it is.
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Old 08-09-2011, 2:00pm   #76
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I am typing this with my penis from across the room.
Your killing me that is funny...
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Old 08-09-2011, 2:17pm   #77
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I'm pretty good at replying to dumb threads.
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Old 08-09-2011, 2:24pm   #78
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I'm pretty good at replying to dumb threads.
Why....yes you are!
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Old 08-09-2011, 2:27pm   #79
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I can pour a beer down my throat as fast as you can pour it out in the sink.
That's nothing, try going from table to table with a open 12 oz glass of beer....

a buddy of mine did it in 2.5 seconds.....table to table....

never spilled a drop either....

but this was maybe 45? years ago....

seriously, I sat and timed/watched...

then he proceeded like the finest Navy sailor he was, to outdrink TWO other guys at the table.....full pitchers, he just chugged his pitcher....

seriously....believe it or not, he is still alive today...and his daughters are each millionaires in their own right....



some days, shit just don't add up, so go figger....


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I can juggle. That's about it I guess.

[edit] Well, there is one other thing. I can hit RF's in VP. [/edit]
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