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Old 08-08-2011, 7:58pm   #21
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[QUOTE=Barn Babe;381869]I can wiggle my eyes back and forth really fast AND remember phone numbers from my youth!

I also found out today that I can lick my armpit.[/QUOTE]

I can't believe I'm asking...why?
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I am typing this with my penis from across the room.
Who did you get it from?
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come on Larry, step it up a notch...





Not where I thought she was gonna put the banana.
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I'm not doing that again, I like to have never got the deodorant taste out of my mouth...
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Not where I thought she was gonna put the banana.
she's a "good" girl...
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Old 08-08-2011, 8:00pm   #26
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I can wiggle my eyes back and forth really fast AND remember phone numbers from my youth!

I also found out today that I can lick my armpit.[/QUOTE]

I can't believe I'm asking...why?
My 8yr old daughter bet me I couldn't. I guess I showed her...
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I can recite from memory (almost) entire comics, tv shows and cartoons that I was obsessed with as a child.
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!'m 5'10" 275lbs pretty solid and I can still do the splits after stretching for 15 minutes.
I can lick the tip of my nose.
I can move my eyeballs in 2 different directions
I can move my ears, eyebrows nostrils and most any other body part at will.
My tongue is so wide that it lays over the sides of my teeth like a dog. :LOL:


So yeah, I'm kind of a freak.
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I know every lyric from Beastie Boys License to Ill album front to back.
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I can recite from memory (almost) entire comics, tv shows and cartoons that I was obsessed with as a child.
i can recite "Up in Smoke", does that count...
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You must have a Blackberry you're using on the toilet.
Maybe but I'm TYPING WITH MY PENIS!

I also can lick BarnBabe's armpits.
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I can usually post in the VB forum without pissing anyone off.......
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I can wiggle my eyes back and forth really fast AND remember phone numbers from my youth!

I also found out today that I can lick my armpit.
Armpit - Check

...and we both grew up in San Diego...

We need to get the NIH to check on an eye/memory/armpit cluster
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Armpit - Check

...and we both grew up in San Diego...

We need to get the NIH to check on an eye/memory/armpit cluster
Really! That's pretty cool.
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!'m 5'10" 275lbs pretty solid and I can still do the splits after stretching for 15 minutes.
I can lick the tip of my nose.
I can move my eyeballs in 2 different directions
I can move my ears, eyebrows nostrils and most any other body part at will.
My tongue is so wide that it lays over the sides of my teeth like a dog. :LOL:


So yeah, I'm kind of a freak.
Can you do a deep knee bend on one leg? Sirius.
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Old 08-08-2011, 8:26pm   #36
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Can you do a deep knee bend on one leg? Sirius.
Just tried.
No F***ING WAY!
[al bundy]I'm a high school football player[al bundy]
I can lay flat on my stomach and do pushups without using my hands or feet.
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Just tried.
No F***ING WAY!
[al bundy]I'm a high school football player[al bundy]
I can lay flat on my stomach and do pushups without using my hands or feet.
With your belly? Me too!
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I can anger the most civil of minds without breaking a sweat.
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I can anger the most civil of minds without breaking a sweat.
Compared to LARS or Will, you can't.
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Compared to LARS or Will, you can't.
I didn't say I was a PRO at it.
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