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Old 11-18-2023, 10:02pm   #1
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Default Hey OT Peeps: What happens to you when you die?

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Old 11-18-2023, 10:26pm   #2
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nothing at all. you cease and there is nothing beyond consciousness.
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You quit breathing

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People show their true colors when inheritance is on the table.
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When I die? WGAF? Everything is taken care of except my search history.
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You quit breathing

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You wish it was that easy..


This thread has to be a joke after that marathon over on commie island
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Old 11-19-2023, 12:01am   #7
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You start to smell bad within a few days I think.




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When you die you stop reading this forum.
Everything else remains the same.
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Old 11-19-2023, 1:01am   #9
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You will be judged. No idea what happens after the final determination. I was what you'd call "catch and release" the first time.
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Old 11-19-2023, 1:23am   #10
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The “Big Invisible Man that Lives in the Sky” who runs the world grabs your brain and takes it up there with him forever.

Or at least that’s what I’ve been told.
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Nobody knows beyond the fact you’ll start voting democrat more often.
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Nobody knows beyond the fact you’ll start voting democrat more often.
This.
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Old 11-19-2023, 7:35am   #13
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You quit breathing

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And then, unless there is human intervention, you will either be eaten by scavengers, or left to decompose.

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People show their true colors when inheritance is on the table.
Hooooo boy, is this true!

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Send me your creds, I'll take care of it when you check out.

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Nobody knows beyond the fact you’ll start voting democrat more often.
100% of the time, maybe more.
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Many folks here will immediately blame the vaccine for your death even without knowing any details.
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You no longer have to shower,,,
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You start to smell bad within a few days I think.




most people in here smell bad while still alive, too.
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I dont know what happens after you die, but....if the fukn VA doesnt get me scheduled for my stent procedure soon, Ima gonna find out!
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I dont know what happens after you die, but....if the fukn VA doesnt get me scheduled for my stent procedure soon, Ima gonna find out!
you're screwed. can i have your boat?
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you're screwed. can i have your boat?
Keys are in it....first come first served...
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Boomers gonna find out soon enough. Their 15 seconds are coming.
Your generation ie the "worthless, know-it-all know-nothing generation" will be waiting for their monthly UBI and next quarterly jab to stay on the dole and stay quilfied for gender reassignment for little Timmy. At least the boomers can easily sort out the men from the women.
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