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Old 11-10-2011, 8:32pm   #1
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I found this message on my facebook today...

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I think you are my son's father... Do you have a brother named Kevin? You use to live on Wyoming? I use to run around with Valerie Vance way back in the day. If you are who I think you are, you may be my son Doug's father...
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you must have the wrong number, I used a condom


I know who she is, and know who she thinks I am, but... it ain't me!


Might be fun messing with her though
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Old 11-10-2011, 8:34pm   #2
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Old 11-10-2011, 8:37pm   #3
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Tell her stop sexually harassing you!
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Old 11-10-2011, 8:39pm   #4
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Oh I will post what she says back to me here..

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this is odd.
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Old 11-10-2011, 8:39pm   #6
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Tell her you had to cut costs so you outsourced that. Ask if the kid has slanty eyes.
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Old 11-10-2011, 8:49pm   #8
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I won't block her, this could be fun..

But really don't think I will accept her friend request
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i see a really good opportunity for your memory to be 'refreshed'.
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Tell her you had to cut costs so you outsourced that. Ask if the kid has slanty eyes.
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Old 11-10-2011, 9:14pm   #11
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Pics beotch!!
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Old 11-10-2011, 11:38pm   #12
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Old 11-10-2011, 11:45pm   #13
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Tell her Doug has a Ferrari and a Lambo and hes set up pretty much for life so it doesnt matter if youre the father or not
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Tell her Doug has a C5...buys and sells crappy cars, lives with messicans and probably is the father
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Ok.. she replied.


For those that wanted pics, here she is, Just PM me if you want to message this psycho.




Her reply.

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No I dont think so asshole!!! dont worry we dont want shit from your ass!!! never did never will!

there is a reason why we never contacted you!!! thanks for reminding me!
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Old 11-11-2011, 5:10am   #17
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Tell her Doug has a Ferrari and a Lambo and hes set up pretty much for life so it doesnt matter if youre the father or not
Should I send her crappy cell phone pics of the Lambo and Ferrari Doug has posted?

Or should I Tell her her my name is Unique Doug and already have a kid by a grandmother?




The bad thing is, My name is Tim, and the guy she thinks I am is also named Tim.

I do remember this girl from years ago. Now here is the sad part..

She married a guy named Doug and named her kid after him. I'm not sure if she is still with Doug, or if Doug ever found out.

I have not replied to her yet.


But thinking about this..

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Actually, I never hit it, (the condom part was just a joke) But you do have the wrong number.

I do remember you though Pam, you were the friend of Valerie's that was with a guy named Doug, are you still Married to Doug? I'm not the Tim you think I am, I'm the Tim that was with Valerie and did have a few kids with her, you are thinking Tim Rowe the brother of Kevin, and Barbie.

Remember me now?

I can try to get in touch with Barbie for you to see if she has a number for Tim if you like and let you know.

Meanwhile long time no hear! how are you doing? It is nice to hear from you, are you still with Doug the guy you married? How is little Doug doing these days? all grown up and getting big by now I bet.

Or Maybe I should not sugar coat it so much and go with this?

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Actually, I never hit it, (the condom part was just a joke) But you do have the wrong number.

I do remember you though Pam, you were the friend of Valerie's that was with a guy named Doug, are you still Married to Doug? I'm not the Tim you think I am, I'm the Tim that was with Valerie and did have a few kids with her, you are thinking Tim Rowe the brother of Kevin, and Barbie.

Remember me now?

I was trying to call Barbie last night to see if she has a number for Tim to let him know. I'm sure he will love hearing this news!

How old is little Doug now? 24 I'm guessing?

Can you send me Big Doug's number, I think we should also let him know.

Actually I think we have a good opportunity to go on one of those TV shows with this, Is Jerry Springer still in business?

I can almost see it now! You, Doug, Little Doug, and Tim all on national TV and let them all in on "your little secret"

Could be fun don't you think?

Hmmmmmmm...

Not sure if I should string her along more for awhile or just let her know now what a worthless skank I think she really is.
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Old 11-11-2011, 7:29am   #18
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I recommend not ****ing with people. Tell her she has the wrong guy and move on.
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I recommend not ****ing with people. Tell her she has the wrong guy and move on.



It sounds like she is about 1 step away from "I won't be ignored, Island 14!"

Keep your rabbits inside the house and get an alarm system.
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