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04-02-2024, 6:09pm | #1 | ||||||
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So I stubbed my toe a couple of days ago....
I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee. I was sleepy. Rather than most probably piss on the toilet seat, I just went outside to pee, but forgot I had a DPF canister on the back patio. Walked right into it and....damn. The toenail of the big toe was literally knocked off, whole. Very painful, as you might imagine from having a nail literally ripped off. Feels better now, just minor discomfort.
Pics upon request. Edit: I think we should consider an LSpencer Award of Excellence for self injury here. What better tribute could be have to our friend and fallen member? |
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Nailed It.
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I like the idea of an LSpencer award for self injury. Larry seemed to have an innate talent for harming himself (usually involving power tools or farm equipment). I think he would approve of a VBOT award in his name
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I guess we can say Bill toed the line?
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You were moving along to actually rip a toenail slap off...
Might not wait so long to pee next time. |
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Did you take a dog with you?
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Were you drinking? Because drinking eliminates the heroic nature of the injury. It simply becomes an otj mishap with zero monetary compensation. You might as well have been in a drunken boating mishap.
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I am considering suing Dodge, for making the DPF particularly heavy and solid, though. |
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nailed my toe a few years ago, after the nail came off, it took well over a year to heal. Mofo was still sensitive after a year. Still kinda ****ed up and it's been 2.5 years
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Slow down, you'll live longer.
Stumbling outside in the middle of the night without a care in the world isn't what I'd consider smart to begin with. Feel lucky that it wasn't something more deadly you tripped over like a rabid animal, rattlesnake, or serial killer. |
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What kind of weirdo takes their shoes off to go pee in the middle of the night?
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