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Old 02-13-2024, 9:25am   #21
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Pee on your socks thread is far better than I shit myself thread....prove me wrong...
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Saw these in a Jimmy Johns bathroom in Santa Fe a couple years back
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When wifey makes claim I missed the bowl, I blame Ringo,,, same as when I let loose with a SBD.
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When wifey makes claim I missed the bowl, I blame Ringo,,, same as when I let loose with a SBD.
Once in a while, my wife gets upset over it but I always lift the seat and it cannot happen unless I purposely piss on the tank for a ricochet. So, after I wash my hands, I shake them over the seat before drying. This really pisses her off when she sits on a wet seat.
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Once in a while, my wife gets upset over it but I always lift the seat and it cannot happen unless I purposely piss on the tank for a ricochet. So, after I wash my hands, I shake them over the seat before drying. This really pisses her off when she sits on a wet seat.
Pissing off the person who makes your food is a dangerous game
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And women.

The great debate: Women get upset if you leave the seat up. But it's fine and dandy if they leave it down.

WTF? "Equality." <grrrr>

I've known women who've actually sat on the rim, never looked first. Who the hell does that? I never do. Especially with kids around? -- beware! Anything can be on the seat.
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And women.

The great debate: Women get upset if you leave the seat up. But it's fine and dandy if they leave it down.

WTF? "Equality." <grrrr>

I've known women who've actually sat on the rim, never looked first. Who the hell does that? I never do. Especially with kids around? -- beware! Anything can be on the seat.
But you can never convince a woman you can catch crabs from sitting on a nasty toilet seat, though.
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But you can never convince a woman you can catch crabs from sitting on a nasty toilet seat, though.
Old story, but interesting. I've been hanging around bars since 1968 so I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but never this before.

About 20 years ago I was in a bar with my nephew, it was still daylight so no typical late-night craziness. Or so I thought.

He went to take a piss and came back laughing. He said he was standing at the urinal and some broad came in, dropped her drawers right beside him, sat on the toilet and took a piss.
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Old story, but interesting. I've been hanging around bars since 1968 so I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but never this before.

About 20 years ago I was in a bar with my nephew, it was still daylight so no typical late-night craziness. Or so I thought.

He went to take a piss and came back laughing. He said he was standing at the urinal and some broad came in, dropped her drawers right beside him, sat on the toilet and took a piss.
Some people pay to watch that kinda of action
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I generally just lower the “snake” into the toilet just above the water and let go,
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FTR, I'm a quarter Jew. My Grandmother had the good sense to marry a Catholic and accept Jesus Christ, as her Lord and Savior.

Edit: And the Pope.
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Was my go-to also but injury to my left knee has made it more difficult.
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