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Old 08-31-2018, 8:28am   #1
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Don’t put a pickle jar containing a dildo in your boss’ fridge if you intend to continue employment in that establishment.
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Don’t put a pickle jar containing a dildo in your boss’ fridge if you intend to continue employment in that establishment.
Duly noted. Is color of said equipment of relevance to this discussion?
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Old 08-31-2018, 7:34pm   #4
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It was red.

A friend called me yesterday and was relating the story to me. I was rolling in the floor with tears in my eyes. Unfortunately, the poor schmuck who did it lost his job over it, but at least he will not soon be forgotten.
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I got fired once for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer.



Her husband found out
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The story involves a military general officer.

Poor schmuck places said pickle jar in boss’ fridge as a joke. General visits unit that day and eats lunch with boss in boss’ office.

Boss goes into fridge to offer the general a cold soda. Pulls out tray of sodas and embedded therein is pickle jar.

Shitstorm of embarrassment ensues.
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